"PULOT QUOTES"

"Bitch Q3"

BItchy Q3 po

A/N: Fallovote/ FANfoLLOVOTE :)

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When you're talking to your friend and you stop mid-sentence because the b*tch you don't like, walks by.

You insult me: I can handle it. You insult my best friend: I'm going to break your face.

Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.

If being a 'bitch' is what it takes to make my point clear, then I guess that's what I'll have to be.

Call me a bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is.

Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.

I have PMS and a GPS. Which means I'm a bitch and I will find you!

“Your like the titanic you try and bring everyone down with you… its too bad I was smart enough to get a life boat.”

"Call yourself a supermodel, where's your professional footballer?"

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.

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I googled “Who gives a shit?”. My name wasn’t in the search results.

Guys think I'm playing 'Hard to Get', Really I'm playing 'Stay the fuck away from me.'

“Does your ass ever get jealous from all the shit that comes from your mouth?”

"If you need space, join NASA, baby"

Big Girls don’t cry - they get even.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Faces like yours, Belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage. But laughing at you.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to look like I give a fuck. I apologize for the inconvenience.

I never let the actions of another make me or break me and I never let a single person shake me honestly, I don't give a shit who hates me.

If your girlfriend is pretty and alot of guys want her, you need to treat her right! She chose YOU! Don't take her for granted

Before sex: You help each other get naked. After sex: You dress yourself. Moral: Nobody helps you when you're fucked.

Girls on 16 & pregnant because they got pregnant. Bitch, you weren't crying when you were riding that dick.

Girl: I’d rather be called beautiful than sexy. Guy: You’re beautiful. Girl: No I’m not. Guy: What the fuck?

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"

kung mambabae ka nalang, wag sa pangit kasi hindi yon pambababae, PANGANGASO YUN!!