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AN:FINALLY, napanood ko na rin ang MIRACLE CELL NO. 7, kshare. In this movie you will see your father will do everything for his daugther/son's :'(. amm soo FOLLOWVOTEGUYS </3

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If you don't like me remember its mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matte

ito PISO, bumili ka ng kausap mo ha. KEEP THE CHANGE.

if i pretend to care, will you pretend to be dead?

Girl to guy she doesn't like: "Email me nalang at getlost@donttalktome.com"

"Pag nakikita kita, parang gusto ko mag-sorry sa mga mata ko."

After waiting in line so long at the toilet, when I was next in line, a girl approached me and said: "Miss, puwede sumingit? Naiihi na ko eh." I told her: "Eh ano ba sa palagay mo ang rason kung bakit kami lahat nakapila dito?"

When someone told me: "Ang ganda mo!" I answered: "Sana ikaw din..."

Annoying classmate: "Guys, guys, saan kayo pupunta?" Kami: "Papalayo sa yo."

Boy: "Masarap?" Girl: "Bumili ka, para malaman mo."

When the cashier at the grocery said: "Miss, puwedeng kendi nalang ang sukli ko sa yo?" I told her: "Bakit, tsokolate ba ang binayad ko?"

At a swimming pool. Officemate1: "I'm sure lulutang ka." Officemate2: "Bakit, dahil payat ako?" Officemate1: "Hindi, dahil plastic ka."

a isang turo-turo. Customer: "Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!" Tindera: "Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?"

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