Seokjin woke up, sweats forming on his forehead, he sat on his bed which was wrinkled with all his twist and turns while dreaming about Cupid, Taehyung’s aggressive female version.
He walks out of his room and spotted the clock pointing at 2:40 pm, he hissed and unconsciously pouts, he was too occupied by sleeping his stress he forgets he was living with six unproductive males. He suddenly jumps on his feet and remembers, he was living with men aka same gender!
He runs on his now little feet and dashed as quickly as he could to the kitchen, ignoring the looks the others gave him as he passed by the dining room, when he finally set foot on his beloved kitchen. His eyes widens, jaws dropped and face started to turn its color like a tomato and there, he cues his high pitch scream before he fainted yet again startling Jungkook and Jimin and cutting off their make out session.
“ Hyung! “ Jungkook leaves Jimin sitting on top of the kitchens counter who was still blushing and looked like a hot mess. The other idiots ran towards the kitchen and found Seokjin’s female body lying unconscious, everyone looks toward a red Jimin and a confused Jungkook.
“ You two! How many times do I tell you to stop making out in the kitchen!” Hoseok kneels down to check if Seokjin was still breathing because their eldest might die after the horrible scene, they’re hyung has a weak heart for such romance.
Seokjin eventually sat up like a robot and looks at Jungkook who was sweating a lot.
“ Hyung, we can explain- “ Namjoon scoffs playfully, he shook his head “ Kook, from what I see, a picture paints a thousand words “
“ Shut it Hyung “ Jungkook sighed, Namjoon was really a tension breaker
“ Make me “ Namjoon smiles like a little spoiled shitty kid. Seokjin then reach for his pink slippers and slap it to the other male’s leg. Namjoon winced and jumps around like his foot is on fire.
“ Don't fight with Kookie “ Seokjin warned, Jungkook sigh in relief and Jimin fixed himself before giving the small girl or Seokjin a bear hug.
“ Seokjin hyunggg! I swear we only kiss! Nothing else, please don’t be traumatized!! “ Hoseok slaps the shorter male to stop his blabber before Seokjin might faint again. Taehyung inspects the adorable confused female who was blushing from Jimin’s previous statement, then he looks at his other hyung who was shorter than him. He sees how Yoongi looks at Jin like his a rare element he found and wants to keep away from other beings.
Taehyung rolled his eyes, he was getting annoyed on how complicatedly suffocating it is to see two men who are in love and are just denying.
Taehyung’s and his peasants chatroom
JH: CHANGED THE DAMN GROUP NAME YOU LIL PIECE OF SHT!
JK: whats dis all about?
JM: KOOKIEE!!! <3 <3
JK: u here 2?
V: SHUT IT LOVE BIRDS, U TWO R A DISGRACED TO THIS HOUSEHOLD!
RM: wtf
RM: what is dis all about?
JK: shut up tae t(-_-t)
V: i have been formulating a plan to put our pretty mom and loser dad to confess to each other!
JH: finally! This is the first time u proposed a so called genius plan!
V: what does that mean?
RM: it means your other plans are dumb
V: wut?!! Excuse me but I am not dumd!
V: u know I’m not, u once said that im not dumb in an interview! U acknowledge me!
JH: that was a year ago tho
JM: guys we rlly gonna argue wit dis?
V: chim, stand aside dis is war!
JM: *stands aside *
V: what is that?
JM: don’t mind me and my drama, do continue.
V: ugh tbh i don’t wanna argue but im rlly not dumd
RM: uh huh, but you’re not smart either, tell me isn’t that seagull pet of urs dead?
V:!!!!!!!!!!
V: HOW DARE U!!!!!
V: pigeons have feelings man! Michael Epelski isn’t dead btch!
JM: what pigeon?
RM: wasnt that a seagull?
JK: its a 100 percent seagull! I know my kind
JK: and hyung, its Mike Wazowski #LOL
JK: anyways were getting off topic ....what’s about ur plan hyung?
V: !!! oh yeah
V: let’s just set the loser and the our beloved hyung to a date and let them do their thang
JK: well that’s boring
JK: let’s just tie them up and leave them in a dark closet or smthing
JH: how would that be romantic?
JH: Seokjin hyung would cry and we’ll end up getting our asses whipped
JM: then just lock the house and flip a nice dinner date for them
V: let’s just do it in our thang then!
V: who’s in?
JK: me of course :V
JM: me 2!
JH: I’m in sisters!
SG: ....
SG: WTF GUYS!
V: ah the loser is here
JH: Wow you invited him too? Do you have a death wish or r u rlly ‘dumd’?
RM: well, the cat is out of the bag now, there’s no backing out now guys.
SG: I'm going to cut ur balls tae!
V: What cat?
RM: ....
RM: all hope is lost on you tae
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Yoongi drops his phone beside him, he lays on his bed with intent to kill the idiot Taehyung in the morning but now, he looks back at the figure just how many meters away from him.
Seokjin couldn’t sleep, heck he used the chance just this morning and if he closed his eyes, Jikook’s savage performance from the kitchen would replay in his mind. He turn to the other side and tried ripping off the long curls on his head, Yoongi could see the elder’s or the smaller’s one in weird movements, Seokjin didn’t notice because he couldn’t see well in the dark, but Yoongi can, Yoongi sees how Seokjin’s sinful body moves around, even if his a girl, he’s still adorable and worse, his most likely an epitome of lust.
Yoongi tried to not be affected and turns his back at Seokjin before he might do something batshit crazy and regret it in the morning.
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FanfictionIt was already 7:30 am when Seokjin woke up to another crash. It wasn't plates, like hell he doesn't need another b*tchy Yoongi, it's was him crashing down and kissing their dorm floor. He wakes up to see himself in front of the mirror, except his...
