Three am

3:00 pm

It’s been three days, Seokjin suddenly thought, he was still in his peasant version, although he sees himself beautiful as a girl, the height made it discouraging walking around with titans with their smug faces. He only has four days left before he would literally become a laughing stock as he put it to himself although no one thinks it’s a laughing matter, his just obsessed being the second tower next to Namjoon the destruction leader.

Speaking of leader, he hasn’t seen the walking hazard anywhere since yesterday. He remembers the members already finishing their last track and for that the mint green haired male would have been in his room or in front of the tv doing nothing.

Seokjin slips into one of his oversized pink Mario jacket, covering his doo-dahh and knees. He thinks these are one of the disadvantages of him being a girl at an all males house, everything is oversized, even Jimin’s shirts and booty shorts are too big for his female body and as for Yoongi, although he got full benefit being the eldest and isn’t even scared of the rapper, Jin feels like Yoongi would grab his collar and slam him down on the floor if he would touch his things. Seokjin also fear a little, sometimes his hyung-card can’t cover some things.

Seokjin walks out of the room and found Taehyung smiling like a creep on the sofa looking at his direction like his been staring at the door for an hour with his wide smile. Seokjin knew something was wrong, usually Taehyung acting like a crazy hobo would be a sign of the tan male to have done something to his precious kitchen or he had taught Jungkook the meaning of felony.

“ What is it Taehyung? “ Seokjin walks towards him arms crossed over his chest and with an eyebrow raised, a gesture which means he better speak the truth and nothing but the damn truth or he would have to suffer consequences in cleaning Namjoon and Jungkook’s dirty room or so called man cave.

“ Well it’s about Jungkook “

“ and? “ Seokjin thinks of a the possible things Taehyung would say and it might be one of those  Jungkook having a great time escaping their dorm and telling everybody on the streets his name is Seagull, heck he might even spell it out for everyone to remember it.

“ well, he had sneak out of the dorm again, “ and Seokjin was right, he nods at himself, proud of his  instinct that never betrayed him “  and he brought Jimin along with him. they said their going to watch Fifty Shades of something in the cenima and would be home by nine “ Taehyung informed his hyung with a happy positive vibes, all rainbows and unicorn could be placed behind him as a background.

As for the eldest, he look like a thunderbolt had struck on ground and the world is going to end. There were two things on Seokjin’s mind, it was on whether he should punch Taehyung’s handsome face with an uppercut, because Seokjins too small, or dashi run run run his ass  to every cinema near their dorm and drags two males back which can’t keep their hands to themselves, he chooses the later one.

As Seokjin was about to get out of their dorm and retrieve two son of a guns, Taehyung was quicker to put a stop on Seokjin’s plans, he know their hyung is one of the biggest cock-blocker of the century and predicted he would be one after hearing the news.

“ hold your horses hyung “ Taehyung had grab Seokjin’s hood and stop the petite female from ruining Jikooks date.

“ Tae! Let me go this instant! “ Seokjin’s high pitch scream could reach the other ends of the galaxy, their neighbours would probably think of relocating now.

Taehyung laughs, his voice was deep as sht, as Seokjin’s try to reach and give a punch but it never reach even an inch from the taller male.

“ Oh what’s up? “ Hoseok walks in and joined the fun. Seokjin stopped at try to claw his dongsaengs face and turn to a half naked Hoseok, and Seokjin’s not gonna lie, he still got those guns and abs. Screw dancing and the advantages of getting nice muscles.