Three am

06:01

Yoongi has been eating more than a thousand bowls of rice, has breath different types of air and been alive for twenty three years yet, nothing seems to surprise him anymore since other than the fact that he has choose the wrong path in life and is destine to be bald and die earlier with his decreasing lifespan thanks to three maknae line whose tripling the haste.

The maknae line, composed of Kim Taehyung, Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook, are yet again screaming something on top of their lungs and what made it worse was it invited another personalities which Yoongi sometimes thinks why his best friend with him and its none other than Jung Hoseok who was screaming ‘ cockroach’ at six am in the morning somewhere in the living room, the four idiots are under a bug attack.

Yoongi didn’t hesitate to lock the door of their room, Seokjin woke up at the screams small feminine eyes half open and stared at either Yoongi or the door and said.

“ what the—what's happening? “

“ it’s nothing hyung, you should go back to---“

“ holy mary mother of—I am not touching this filthy creature! This has decease, rabies, a frickingn curse! So stop pushing me towards it you ungrateful brats--Eh? Why the hell, is it spreading it’s wings?! Why the f—SHT! FCK! IT’S FLYING! THE CREATURE IS FLYING!!! SAVE YOURSELVES! TAKE COVER!! “

Yoongi couldn’t take Hoseok plus his choir’s octaves so he unlocked the door and marched toward the living room and found what seems like four men running around, mouths opened and a single bug which seems like chasing them.

Yoongi takes his slipper and immediately threw it towards Hoseok direction, the slipper flew past him while he was screaming some incoherent words and a loud slap sound echoes, and the next thing they knew was a poor, disgusting roaches gew on a single spot on the wall.

Then a chorus of ‘eww’ follows through the room.

“ why the hell are you all alive at six am?! “  Yoongi has to massaged his temples and try not to lunch at the idiots, who were still looking at the roach and checking if it’s dead. Hoseok looks like he has just came back from dance practice, he was wearing his dancing shoes, was scratching his head and looking at Yoongi a bit scared.

“ sorry bout that, I swear it won’t happen again” and Yoongi remembers to how many times Hoseok has said his promises yet still scream bloody octaves and jumps around and hit anything in the vicinity.

“ and I came back from dance practice after talking to Bang Shyuk, apparently, we need to be on a broadcast station in Cheondamdong by one in the afternoon. “ He says and looks up to the wall clock, indicating the present time, Taehyung back from Yoongi to Hoseok with a panic expression.

“ what about Seokjin hyung? “ Hoseok looks at Taehyung, for the first time, he strikes a conversation that doesn’t match his everyday personality. His voice was steady and firm, wearing his real age, and his position as the third eldest of the group.

“ Look, I’ve texted Namjoon and suggested that I could tell the management about this but the whole situation isn’t even real enough to believe and even if we tell them it’s Seokjin hyung, they might brush it off as a joke. So apparently Namjoon made a fool proof excuse and that gave us five more days to find a solution on this, “ there was a sudden sound of the door  and Seokjin walks in to find his five dongsaengs talking about something serious at six o’somthing in the morning.

“ whats up? “ he asked, or rather than she at the moment, and the five of them exchanged looks, Seokjin has seen this before, and Hoseok clasp his hands after changing his frown to a bright smile, yup, definitely seen this before.