Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
YOU ARE READING
Smart Ass Comebacks and Jokes
HumorSo, I bet you guys might think this is over rated, but I mean, hey, a jokes a joke. I have read a few, and I've seen a lot of repeated jokes, and I want to make this one unique. Yes, there may be some overused jokes that I may not know of, but wha...