Johnny fell asleep in Shrek's big strong arms and Shrek was gazing upon him as he slept, he could hear his soft snores and thought they were annoying as fuck so he shook him very hard. Suddenly Johnny's eyes widened and he let out an annoying laugh followed by a comment that left Shrek in tears "you have pretty eyes" Shrek was shocked.. no one had ever commented on how pretty his big brown eyes were. He started to tear up but Johnny whispered in his ear "do me again"
He pushed the tears back in and said quietly to himself "not now" but he turned around, smiled and then pinned little Johnny to the floor and started humping his leg like the animal he was "MORE SHREK, MORE" Shrek couldn't play gently with him anymore, something came over him he was in maximum override "JOHNNY YOU BETTER RUN IMMA BLOW!!!"
Johnny tried to escape his grip but unfortunately he couldn't he just let Shrek go into override and watched as someone shot out of his snot rocket and hit Johnny, he was so confused it was a.. a.. dONKEY
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Fifty Shades Of Shrek😫❎💦💚
AcakIt was lonely in Shrek's swamp until his biggest fan came knocking on his door and wanted to take a ride on his big mighty green rocket
