Shrek was so out of breathe from just shooting a donkey out of his skin flute, he passed out. Johnny lay there. Confused as ever. He couldn't stand up straight from all the mattress dancing so he crawled to the strange looking Donkey. "H- Hello? Are you real? Or did I just imagine you shoot out of his sludge pump?" The Donkeys eyes suddenly opened and he jumped up in a panic and said "hOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE WHERE IS MY SON" Johnny turned and noticed that all this screaming woke Shrek up, Shrek stared at the loud ass donkey and smiled.
"Your son.. haha.. he's still up my hoe wrecker"
Donkeys face was not changing because he's a donkey but you could tell he was angry, he ran full speed at Shrek, knocking Johnny out of the way in the process everything was very fuzzy for Johnny and he passed out.
He finally awoke and looked up to find Donkey and Shrek staring back at him, he was shocked at first but he could tell they wanted that ass with the way they were looking at him. Johnny smiled, bent over and moaned "FUCKING TAKE ME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER TOOK ANYONE BEFORE" Shrek and Donkey simultaneously let out a insane laugh that could give you nightmares. "SHREK, YOU WANNA GO FIRST" Donkey asked nicely. "NAH MAN IVE BEEN SINKING THE SAUSAGE ALL NIGHT, YOU GO" but Johnny screamed "NO FUCK THIS YOU BOTH TAKE ME, RIGHT. NOW." There were no arguments they both wipped it out (well Donkeys was technically out the whole time) but before they inserted them Donkey said "no homo though" then they high fived each other with their clam hammers.
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RandomIt was lonely in Shrek's swamp until his biggest fan came knocking on his door and wanted to take a ride on his big mighty green rocket
