Pick up lines ➝ vhope

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taebae: I neED TO FUCKING RANT

hobibear: oh my god...second time u're txting 1st!!

hobibear: its a miracle!~

taebae: Hello hi I texted first whtever I nEED TO RANT LET ME RANT

hobibear: let me guess

hibibear: about Jimin?

taebae: right so my friend Jimin had the fucking audacity to start a rumour about me being born as a girl like wtaf

taebae: I WAS ALWAYS A MAN SMH

taebae: i get it's revenge from me starting a rumour about him wait

taebae: how do yoU KNOW IT WAS ABOUT JIMIN?

taebae: DO U KNOW ME? OR JIMIN?

taebae: wait...

taebae: DO U GO TO THE SAME COLLEGE AS ME?!

hobibear: maybe?

taebae: OR WERE YOU SPYING ON ME? WITH LIKE BINOCULARS OR SOME SHIT

hobibear: -.-

hobibear: I'm nOT A STALKER

taebae: then how do you know about Jimin and me, huh?

hobibear: please u made such a scene in the canteen that EVERYONE in college knows Jimin's the reason why u're pissed -.-

hobibear: and don't forget u two are popular -.-

hobibear: anyone who's anyone will know abt u and ur group of friends

taebae: so you DO go to my college!

taebae: hallelujah u aren't a old man!

hobibear: I told u I wasn't!

taebae: yeah but I was still wary... but now I know u aren't I'm less paranoid :)

taebae: anyway back to my rant....

taebae: I was annoyed when I started the rumour of him getting pedicures! I mean at tht time he broke my limited edition video game set!

taebae: Only a thOUSAND WERE MADE

taebae: IT'D COST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS TO BUY ANOTHER

taebae: AND THE RUMOUR HE STARTED  WAS JUST CROSSING THE LINE

taebae: honestly people -.-

hobibear: is your dad a preacher?

taebae: omf really another pick up line?

taebae: what does this have ANYTHING to do with wht I just told you?

hobibear: is your dad a preacher?

hobibear: because you're a blessing ♡

taebae: surprisingly that makes me feel a bit better

hobibear: told you they can make you smile ;)

taebae: yeah yeah whtever

taebae: if we go to the same college and u already know who I am why don't u tell me ur name and we can meet up?

hobibear: no

taebae: whyyyy not?

hobibear: same reason why I didn't send u a picture of me :)

taebae: WHYYYY

hobibear: can't tell u :)

taebae fine!

taebae: don't tell me -.-

hobibear: fine

taebae: fine

hobibear: fine

taebae: FINE

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I've updated the description and added warnings which I should've added sooner so make sure to check out the warnings ^.^ also I'm having my lunch now and my next lesson is at 2:40 all of my friends have a lesson now so I'm a loner right now ;-;