So today I was walking to my house my uncle was on the porch and this happened
Me: walks I'm
Uncle: AH
Me:GET OUR OF ME*RAPIDLY STAB HIM WIT NON-EXISTENT KNIFE*
uncle: chill Lilly
Me: sorry

So today I was walking to my house my uncle was on the porch and this happened
Me: walks I'm
Uncle: AH
Me:GET OUR OF ME*RAPIDLY STAB HIM WIT NON-EXISTENT KNIFE*
uncle: chill Lilly
Me: sorry