Look, My Book of Randomness!

FREAKIN BARSAM

would be the title of this chapter, but I have just discovered some terrible information.

He doesn't not like Slytherin.

Which is problematic.

Because I am a in Slytherin (yes, I put myself in Slytherin).

Slytherin is bae (Okay, loads of things are bae which I don't think makes sense but who cares "bae" is a fun word).

Anyway! Barsam, if you are reading this, prepare to feel the wrath of my "good little bad Slytherin" (magiCath_394 quote thingy!!😂) side.

You have been warned. Good luck.

First of all, NOT ALL SLYTHERINS ARE EVIL. Just because Tom Riddle (Aka Voldemort) was in Slytherin everyone believes that every Slytherin is evil like him.

We are not.

Here's a page I found on Pottermore about this:
"It's a common misconception that Slytherin house is host to every dark wizard imaginable. Alright, so its founder, Salazar Slytherin, had a tendency to target Muggle-born students with a terrifying giant snake in a specially-made Chamber every now and then... And fair enough, Lord Voldemort is more or less the most evil force in wizarding history. But it's not all doom and gloom!

Take one of Hogwarts' most esteemed professors, Severus Snape, who gave his life for the greater good, all in the name of love.

How about Regulus Black, Sirius Black's brother, who famously defected from being a Death Eater in order to try and vanquish one of Lord Voldemort's Horcruxes? Nymphadora Tonks's mother Andromeda defied the pure-blood traditions of her family (which included her sister Bellatrix Lestrange) to marry a Muggle-born: a very un-Slytherin sort of thing to do. And as for wily old Horace Slughorn, he may have had some skeletons in his cupboard, but in the end shone true in the great Battle of Hogwarts."

See?! We're not all bad. Not all of us are too conniving! We don't all seek revenge all the time (though we might sometimes...heh).

Also, Merlin, one of the greatest wizards of all time, was in Slytherin.

Also, to be successful, we use any means necessary. We're powerful when we need to be and down to earth when we don't. Ambition is the key to success.

Our house animal is a serpent, but that doesn't mean we are evil.

Now that that has been said, Reasons why Slytherin is a great house:

1. We have the best common room. It's private; outsiders from other houses are not allowed. You can supposedly hear the water at night, and it gives off a relaxing effect. Yes, it is dark and menacing but we like that.

2. Our house colors are perfection.

3. This motto ⬇️