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The Ship

So, lots of people ship my friend magiCath_394 and YAcobjwb . I, however, do not😂Sorry shippers.

I know that magiCath_394  does not ship it, and I've been warned...

I wrote a little story/one-shot/passage/thing about it. Sorta. Because it's a cool ship but at the same time I don't ship it. And I'm apparently the only one. ANYWAY! This story thing is not from my point of view. magiCath_394  and YAcobjwb are characters in a story the two main characters are writing.
Like ta hear it, here it goes!

I sat at the desk across from Andy as we set up our writing stations. I pulled out a sharp pencil, he pulled out a pen. I rolled my eyes at that. Everybody knows you can't write a story in pen. You can't erase pen.

"I think [YAcobjwb ] and [magiCath_394 ] should end up together," he said coolly, not looking up from his writing.

My jaw dropped at such a suggestion. No. Nope. These were two characters who had just been brought together for a common cause. There is no love here. Sure, they may be some friendship, but there's no true love. There are four kids in this group, why can't [YAcobjwb ] be shipped with Jules [random name😂] or something? They clearly know each other better.

"No way," I replied with a face of disgust. Okay, it wasn't that horrid of a suggestion, but still. No thank you.

"Why not?"

I rolled my eyes again. "They're opposites. Opposites," I countered.

He was smirking now, but he stilled hadn't looked up. "Opposites attract, as they say!" he teased.

Author interrupting here. Contrary to the title of a story of mine, opposites do not attract.

Image below is not mine, but I agree completely.

Sorry for the interruption. The story will continue now.

I couldn't believe he was actually considering this. "Not true," I blurted, "Opposites do not attract."

"Do too!" He finally looked up and capped the pen. "Yes, they do."

"No!" I said, through gritted teeth, "Opposites may attract, but different personalities don't work out." He was being so stubborn, I knew he'd have a snappy comeback at the ready.

"Uh, yeah they do, completely!" he yelled, crossing his arms, "Listen, they may have different personalities, but they need each other!"

I shook my head and sighed loudly, angrily almost. "[magiCath_394 ] is a total bookworm and fangirl! She can't be controlled-"

"Don't quote Divergent now!" he interrupts.

"She is an amazing friend to Jules [same random character] and has her own way of thinking!" I point out. A relationship between her and someone who's never read The Fault in Our Stars would never work out. Like, ever.

It was Andy's turn to roll his eyes, apparently. "Hey, it could happen!"

"He admits it will never happen!" I yell. Why is he making this so difficult?!

"No ship, that's final."

Hope you enjoyed my horrible mini story one shot thing.