The life of PaperBoy

MY GROWING UP ( I )

Remind me why you're reading this story again? I already told u it would screw with your mind! Anyways, let's continue...

WARNING: This chapter contains explicit provocative content. Don't read this if you're a natural PaperBoy hater or an extreme Christian.
And the characters in this story exist and are not any manner of imagination (lol although they might feel that way to u because their attitude is unbelievable).
Don't read this if you know u are one of these characters and would attempt to beat me afterwards.

THANK YOU: I'm definitely not saying thank u but keep the votes coming. Help yourself and your people get more enlightened by continuing the damn story.

Mini-note: There is extreme sarcasm in this chapter. All sarcastic sentences would be underlined for easy identification.

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Isn't God good? Thanks to him my growing up was fantastic!
No it wasn't! We weren't actually wealthy from the start. We were an average home. At age (damn I don't remember).. well maybe age 3... I got into school. U know what school is? That amazing place where everyone loves u and takes care of u without taking your money or anything from u in the name of learning.
Yeah so I started school. And that started life. I remember vividly everyone adored my baby self. I was cunning and always loved escaping from the too much love and carrying a baby is naturally given. Lol. Why show fake love to me?
Anyways, my first 3years to 10years are very important in this story cause a lot happened that has influenced the current me now.
Lemme tell u how I first knew I was different. First day of school, according to my dad, I was happy to go to school and didnt cry like the rest of my age mates at that time when their parents dropped them. Infact, according to my dad, I wore a happy face when he dropped me off. That kind of get outta here I don't need you with me kinda face.
So I had a crush on this girl (probably the love of my life till now. Lol.). I really liked her ... common! She was the finest cutest kinda girl the stupid primary school had. She was actually the daughter of the owner of the school. I liked her really much ... but there was a serious problem... she was two classes ahead of me! (Lol babe if ur reading this , am sure you've forgotten u were actually my senior at first!).
Anyways , I needed to do something to get to her. I needed to be in her class.
So I began learning my letters numbers shapes and colors faster than my mates cause I had a goal (regardless it was a stupid one). Soon enough, I appeared too bright for the class I was at that time. I think I was 5 then or 6. Anyways, I was a bright boy and quickly told my mother i wasn't enjoying the class.

Of cause it was all part of the plan.

I explained to her I knew all what they thought me and insisted I was already smarter than my teacher. My dad didn't want me skipping classes but my mum listened to me anyways.... she always used to listen to me( God bless her soul).
So she complained to the school that I should be given a promotion in class.
I think I was at basic 1 at that time. So I sat for a basic 2 exam to test if I was fit for the class. I got all questions right. So I insisted I sat for the basic 3 exams and still got all questions right.
Common humans reading my story, that's how I was promoted to basic 3.

So just for the foreign people reading this story... basic 3 is your regular grade 3. You're still common people.. u still need enlightening!

Let's continue...

Her name is Bosola. Yeah I said it damn it. lol. Don't hate. So anyways, she's the girl I had that major crush on.
And yes.. I got into her class. Time to get her attention.
But before that I want to talk about some very important characters that were in my primary school (grades 1-6).