Fantasy Land

chapter one

So I was walking through the woods. What's did you forget who I was. I am Fox the bounty hunter you punk. Anyway let's get back to the story. I was walking through the woods and it started to snow. I saw something red In front of me. It had a bag and a saint necklace. It started singing, oh when the saints go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in, I know this song so I started singing. Oh, I want to be in that number, when the saints go marching in. I was a little of by a word so I said in right after him. He turned around and stared at me. He jumped to me and put his sword to my neck. I said what's up and he well he um........ OK I'm glad I skipped that let's say at the end I was worn out. Like bad.

  But now I knew that he was a man named Santa. So we split ways all I thought we did until I saw him following me. Can't a man get some privacy!!! He even watched me when I peed!!! Pervert!!! So back to the story. I soon found out that he was gay!!! GAY!!! Because he........ I do not want to tell you that so just forget that idea. Anyway he kept following me. Soon I lost him. But I still looked behind me to make sure. Soon he found me again. But this time I was starving. He would give me food if I  would...... Let's just cut it short he gave me food more like juice out of his......... If your wandering it was his........ But he is still a very VERY gay man. Soon I got to town with him still following me it was creepy. I should have never song or learned that song. Still behind me I could her oh when the saints come marching in..... This time I did not song along. I found a man who offered a bounty. I said I would do it. This is what I have to do. Kill a troll hoard, find a pirate octupuse and last but definitely not least kill a DRAGON!!!