As I sat at the bar I bought some red rum. Santa bought some green fairy. No wander he is crazy that stuff makes you go insane anyway. Let's talk about some evil creatures. 1 ORK, Harry miserable thing that is constantly trying to fight, never use any toothbrush you find there!!! They brush and stick it up their buttcrack!!! 2 SHORT ORK, have gay voices because they are gay!!! 3 TROLL, eat human and elf and do not like short Orks!!! 4 DRAGON, huge muscular creatures. They are very scary!!! All of those are the only ones that I know of anyway. I must be going. Is it all right if I call you short ORK. It is OK.
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FantasyHi my name is Fox and I'm a bounty hunter with my pal Santa. Killer Santa. Enjoy our journey to fight the evil.
