Well we get back to the bar and Santa offers me some drugs. The hard stuff. I take these and start sniffing. Santa starts singing a wierd song come into my castle and we can play, don't you scream or run away, in a sing song voice. Every thing goes black. I wake up in a bed striped, naked!!! And an Asian kid was sitting there, he said. My name is Baljeet. Santa sent me up hear to watch you and maybe do something on the side. This kid is gay. So I say. KID you perv. And he says, many men call me this I think it's a complaint. You sicko, jeez €&$# you!!!
Kid please leave and you do anything to me!? Maybe a little tickle on the d&$#. Noooooooooooooooo!!! Did you at least give me a nikle. I left it in your butt crack. Ok so I say, I'm getting up. He says, I'm afraid not. What do you mean kid, I can kill you. Perhaps but I took something of yours. Ok next I felt down my pants I had no d&$#!!! You took my d&$#!!! Well Santa wanted to marry you and not be gay.
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Fantasy Land
FantasyHi my name is Fox and I'm a bounty hunter with my pal Santa. Killer Santa. Enjoy our journey to fight the evil.
