I wake up in an electric chair. And they were about to turn it on! I didn't know for sure because they speak like this: boo! Boo! Ha ha ha! Kooo! G-g-gayyyyyyy! $&+#! $&+#! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! So anyway they had chopped off my middle finger! Noooooooooooooooooooo! They heard me and laughed. They suck. So I trip one because they forgot to tie my feet. Laugh at that &+#$!!!
I wake up with shock burns on me. And blood all over me, but not my blood cause it was green. It was or blood. Killer santa was standing there............ A body!!!! I got up and he started singing you know what. Then he finally said a word there every were, we need to go! So we did and it wasn't easy.
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Fantasy Land
FantasyHi my name is Fox and I'm a bounty hunter with my pal Santa. Killer Santa. Enjoy our journey to fight the evil.