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AUTHOR-CHAN: GUESS WHO'S BACK!

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AUTHOR-CHAN: GUESS WHO'S BACK!

Seto Kaiba: Shit....

Yugi: Uhh miss Takahashi could you get us out of this room?

AUTHOR-CHAN: ONE MY LAST NAME IS AKIMOTO, TWO DON'T CALL ME THAT, THREE HOW THE HELL-

Seto: connections.

AUTHOR-CHAN: *poofs them into their own clothes* buh-bye ya two have a nice honeymoon. *poofs them away*

Elena: YO WE GOT A DAREEEEEE!!!!!! *runs up and falls on her face*

AUTHOR-CHAN: OKAY! WHAT IS IT? WHO'S IT FROM?

Elena: I DON'TFTOVER BEER-

Sachie: SHE DRANK IT ALL!!!!

AUTHOR-CHAN: WELL WE'LL IMPROVISE. *grabs beer from corner*

Sachie: why do you have beer?

AUTHOR-CHAN: I made it poof like I did with this *poofs cake* this *poofs pool* and this- *poofs a half-dressed Seto and only in boxers Yugi* HOLY SHIT GET A ROOM GUYS

Seto: Stop proofing us! Before I get KaibaCorp on your ass!

AUTHOR-CHAN: Damn well I will. BYE FOR A FINAL TIME. *poofs them away and replaces it with beer*

Elena: *drags in Yuri* Look who I found!

Yuri: I was taken against my will!!!!!

AUTHOR-CHAN: Relax, you'll have plenty of time to kiss Viktor later.

Yuri: How-

Sachie, Elena & Harmony: We're otakus. We know.

Yuri: *shrinks back* Fine... *whispers* their more creepy than Yurio's fans... *clothes change into maid clothes* EH?

Sachie: I'M A MAGICAL AUTHOR-CHAN TOO! I POOFED YA!

AUTHOR-CHAN: *poofs Yurio* hello Yurio!

Yurio: WHY AM I HERE?!? *aggressive cat noises*

AUTHOR-CHAN: No reason. Have a drink? *hands bottle of beer labeled "root beer"*

Yurio: *pops off topic and sits down* ...hmph... fine. And why is the pork cutlet bowl dressed in a maids outfit?

AUTHOR-CHAN: No reason. Have some more to drink?

Yurio: *squints* is it me or is the room getting fuzzy?

AUTHOR-CHAN: nope. Magic is a bit unstable. Don't worry, it'll be fine.

Yurio: *drinks "root beer"* Okay.

AUTHOR-CHAN: *hands another beer* so Yurio, what's Otabek like? We never see much 'o him.

Yurio: He's nice!

Sachie: *whispers to Elena* psst. He's getting drunker!-CHAN: *winku winku at Sachie and Elena* Sooooo.... Yurio, call the nice maid lady to get some food? I'm hungry.

Yurio: ... but why?*kitten glare*

AUTHOR-CHAN: 'cause she's kinda... er- cute and mice looking and maybe likes you?

Yuri: *sputters*

Yurio: *Russian mumbling* OI LADY! WE NEED SOME FOOD! *slaps hand on table*

Yuri: *high pitched falsetto voice*  Yes sir? Do you need a menu?

Yurio:*more squinting* do I know you?

AUTHOR-CHAN: Yurio, you wouldn't know hi- HER because we're in a different world.

Yurio: you look like the pork cutlet bowl.

Yuri: I'm sorry sir, what would you like to eat?

Yurio: DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! *Russian swearing*

Yuri: *Japanese sputtering*

AUTHOR-CHAN: WHAT'S GOING ON MAYDAY MAYDAY!

Yurio: *whacks Yuri with menu* YOU PORK CUTLET BOWL!

Yuri: *runs*

Yurio: *runs after him* GET BACK HERE YOU FAT PIG!

AUTHOR-CHAN: Well... that was fun. *magical author twirl*

Sachie: TO DA RIGHT ! TO DA LEFT! AND A CIRCLE AN' A CIRCLE! CHOI CHOI CHOI CHOI!

AUTHOR-CHAN: what?

Sachie: WRONG LINE! SORRY!

Elena: We're running out of chapter space! Come on!

AUTHOR-CHAN: Fine okay. THANKS FOR READING PEEPOS! WE DON'T OWN CHARACTERS IN YURI ON ICE! IF WE DID ALL OUR SHIPS WOULD BE CANNON!!!!!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!!! SO BAIII!

Sachie, Elena: AND CHECK OUT JOHN CENA YO!

AUTHOR-CHAN: oh the memes...

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