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Sachie: Okay this will be fun~!

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Sachie: Okay this will be fun~!

AUTHOR-CHAN: *loud swearing* REALLY???!!?!!?! YOU'RE SHITTING ME! WHEN WILL THEY GET INTO THEIR MINDS I'M. NOT. STRAIGHT!

Phichit: Who? What? When?

AUTHOR-CHAN: *backs away* STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

Phichit: What did I do????

AUTHOR-CHAN: NOTHING! BUT DON'T COME NEAR ME OR- *throws paper airplane with writing on it*

Phichit: *reads* "I dare Phichit to kiss author-chan" WHAT??

AUTHOR-CHAN: EXACTLY! IF WE STAY FAR AWAY FROM EACHOTHER WE DON'T HAFTA DO IT! *puffs out chest with pride* isn't my plan brilliant?

Phichit: OHH look! There's more dares!

AUTHOR-CHAN: ohhh! What is it????

Phichit: "I dare Yuri to dress like a girl and seduce Viktor" didn't he cross-dress last time and Yurio hit him on the head with a pan?

AUTHOR-CHAN: he was drunk. *author poof* YURI!

Yuri: *runs it corner* every time you bring me here I end up doing something stupid! Oh hi Phichit - PHICHIT????

Phichit: HI! *grabs Yuri* Off we go! I'm gonna help get an outfit~ Bye for a bit Harmony!

AUTHOR-CHAN: hehehehehe... I'm calling everyone... OHH I KNOW! *poofs Phichit's phone* I'LL RECORD IT!

Sachie: TIME SKIP! *salute*

Yuri: I'M NEVER TRUSTING ANY OF YOU!

Phichit: relax... you look... um...

AUTHOR-CHAN: OH MY GAWD- *dies of laughter*

Phichit: OKAY THIS IS HILARIOUS *laughs* At least we're laughing and not gagging!

Yuri: let this be over....

AUTHOR-CHAN: one last thing! *poofs onhigh-heels* doneeeee~! *hits record on phone* we're rolling! *poofs Viktor*

Viktor: hello? Where am I?

AUTHOR-CHAN: *covers eyes* REALLY? GET SOME PANTS VIKTOR! BUNNY UNDERWEAR IS NOT ACCEPTABLE ON CAMERA!

Phichit: *throws Yuri's pants* here!! Now let's go!

Yuri: *bats eyes* uhm... hi Viktor- s-senpai....

Viktor: *confused Russian mumbling*

AUTHOR-CHAN: He's flirting. It was one of dem dares.

Viktor: Aha! Okay!

Yuri: *steps forward and trips on high-heels* AHHH! *falls onto Phichit*

Phichit: *falls onto Harmony* OH SHIT! *kisses her*

AUTHOR-CHAN: *shoves off and backs away* FUCK! PHICHIT YOU TASTHEN DID YOU LAST BRUSH YOU TEETH????

Phichit: YURI AND VIKTOR HOGGED THE BATHROOM! And I had better things to do-

Lee: *pops in* I'm better things.

PhiE HORRIBLE! Wchit: *faints*

Yuri and Viktor: *kissing*

AUTHOR-CHAN: looks like the seduce thing worked! AND I BET VIKTOR TASTES BETTER THAN MORNING BREATH! I NEED HOLY WATER!

Sayomi Takahashi: *hits Phichit* Harmony is mine. No kissing her. *drags out* I'll clean you.

AUTHOR-CHAN: EH? SAYO-CHAN?

Sachie: MY OTPS! YESSSSSS!

AUTHOR-CHAN: OH ONE LAST THING WHILE I'M BEING DRAGGED OFF! ME NO OWN YURI ON ICE CHARACTERS! SACHIE IS HERE OWN SELF AND SO IS SAYO-CHAN! CATCH YA IN DA NEXT CHAPTER!

Sachie: ANYONE KNOW ANY STRAIGHT SHIPS???????

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