Warning: Peter, if you couldn't tell already, is pretty crazy. Thank you PeterStrauss1 and EsmeRose1 and SherrylinaStrauss for the names. Oh, and this is unedited. Like the rest of the story.
I woke up at 7:30 that morning. Aren't you proud of me? The house was unusually quiet. Was everyone else still asleep? Was I the first one awake? The thought made me proud of myself. I walked across the hallway and knocked on Ina's door. Nothing. "Ina?" I called. No response. I opened the door. No one was in the room.
"Ina?" Nothing.
"Annabelle?" my voice echoed through the house."Emma?" Still no response.
My knees got weak, and I could barely stand. "Ina!" I cried. I grabbed my phone and called her.
"Peter?" she answered. "Ina! Where are you?"
"Oh, we are in the car drinking Starbucks," said Ina
"Without me?! You couldn't even leave a note?" I yelled.
Sighing Ina said, "We are bringing you back some Starbucks."
"Oh, okay. When will you guys be home?" I said.
Taking a deep breath Ina said, "Peter Bear, the girls aren't coming home.
I'm—"
"WHAT?!?!??!" I yelled."I'm taking them to school because it is starting today. They will be back on Friday," Ina said.
I let out a sigh of relief, "Oh. I thought they died."
"Well, bye!" said Ina quickly before I could change my mind.
I hope that Ina was really bringing me Starbucks. Don't tell Emma or Annabelle, but I'm going to miss them. (Heard you!~Annabelle /That's why we think you are cool!~Emma) Thanks, Emma. That is so nice! (It wasn't a compliment.~Emma) Shut up! Let's just pretend that was a compliment. I was no longer panicked. Ina and the twins were okay. Ina was coming back, and she was bringing Starbucks! I love Starbucks. You can probably tell by now.
You might think I'm insane, but I know where every Starbucks in a fifty mile radius is located. Once I drank twenty three Caramel Frappuccinos without throwing up. Ina locked me in a closet after that. :(
She is the one who wears the pants in our relationship. :( It's an idiom. If one of us didn't wear pants, that would be weird. Well, unless we were engaged, or really drunk. Wait...we are engaged. (NOOO—Emma) It hasn't happened before, in case you were wondering.
(But he hopes it will!- Emma) Emma, I told you to shut up!The saddest thing I've ever done is sit watching The Phantom of the Opera alone while waiting for Starbucks. The last time I watched it was with Ina when she was on my lap. (Peter can be really bad sometimes. That is another reason why he is cool!~Emma) Shut up with the cool stuff, Emma! I ended that conversation a long time ago.
Anyways. Away from that topic. I was hungry, so I went to the kitchen. When I opened the cabinet, I saw Honey Bunches of Oats, Oreos, and.... CANDY! Ina didn't let me eat candy, but she wasn't there! (That's sad. She lets me eat candy.~Annabelle Verdammt, Pete. Back at it again with being cool!~Emma) I SAID STOP!!!!!!!
So I ate a bag of candy. All by myself. I felt so rebellious. (You're such a cool rebel! ~Emma That's just sad, you cool loser!~Annabelle) SHUT UP ARSCHLOCHS!!!!!!!!!!! Some people ask me if I get annoyed of not wearing the pants in our relationship, but I just say no.
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