Unnamed Crack Fic

Chapter Tree

CHAPTER TREE (If you've made it this far im guessing youre sensing a pettren) XD

Lestraude entered 221B or whatever with Adnerson and Donovan and Molly and this guy named Jim (sherlokk had never seen him beford but he knew molly must have been dating him because they were making out) andand Mrs. Hudson (Sherlock called her Hudders because he is a hipster and he is cool) was there too and they entered the flat.

Sherlock deduced they had alcohol because they were holding it.

"Why you bring booze scum to me and my homie?" Aske shekfock

"We want to playdate" said anderson idiot and kestraude elbowed him and adnerson wailed "WHAIOILE!!!"

We are here to have. Sleepover oka' said lestrnde

"Cool said john sherlock

Then they all sat down crisscross applesausse on the floor and all got a beef bottlee to drink. Shelock sat beside john because he qas his homie and he liked homie. Sherlock opened his beer and drank from it. This was his first alcohool. Hee spit it on john wen he realised it was grody. John said dome unladylikee word. Then sherlock kept drinking because he realized he wanted to be an alcoholic because

Then sally said "lets play stuff" amd molly stopoed sucking jim's face and whaled "truth or dare" so they did

Molly started she asked jim "hjim truth or dare" and he said dare" and then they started mKing out because they were weird and they couldn't play truth or dare anymore mmmkay bye

Anderson had one sip and now he was drunk or high or whatever alcohol does to andersons and then he asked greggy truth or dare and greg lestrUdie said dare and idiot said lick sherlock's funny bone and he did and sherlock spit on john again and took another drink and then it was greggys turn

He asked the almighy question to sherloc and sherlock wuz lazy so he said truth and lestraunde asked "would you ever date john"

Sherlock replied awesomely woth "hella" amd then he looked john in the eye and they started to have aggressive eye sex but then they stopped because eyes were too catty

And den shecock asked adnerson and he said dare and then he dared him to kill himself but adnersun was too stoopid to know a way to kill himself even though he worked in creim sences every day but he was an idiot butt then adnerson chickened out and had to chug his bear because that was the rule aparently if you didn't do a dare

Or a truth

Adnerson asked john and john said dare and adnerson said "take off your bra" so john did but he magically kept his shirt on. He then threw his bra over a rainbow and into the sun

Sherlock and John did a sick handshake and it wuz sexy everyone thought and they were jealoussss (has anyone seen Community? Troy and Abed yay!)

Den John asked sally salls and she said "truth" and john said i truth you to do a dare so she said ok and he daired her to wear his shower curtain as a dress so she did and then she asked hudders

Hudders said "oh darlin a'll take a truth ya'll" and so she did and salls asked her who she liked better sherlock or john

Huddie (sounds like the diapers!) said sherlock and then john started to cry but everyone ignored him becaus ehe always cried always and yeah

"Dis boring lets hella do something else mon" sherlosk said and so adnerson was desperate so he said spuin the bottle so they did

They used anderson's bottle

Greggie spun first. It pointed toward molly so he kissedher fluffy and then jim took over with

Huddsy got adnerson and so they kissed and then