Anericans: We have so many celebrities.
European: Oh really? No, we have royalty.
American: We banned kinder surprise because they're not safe.
Europeans: Yeah and guns are?
American: We have Disney world.
European: We have Disney land, and we have real castles.
American: We have guns for self defence.
Europeans: We don't have guns so people can't attack us in the first place.
Americans: Why are you so rude?
Europeans: Correcting someone isn't rude here. Being an idiot is though.
Americans: We have Harvard and yale.
European: We have Oxford, Cambridge, Heidelberg and many more.
American: We have more than one oreo flavour.
European: We have more than 300 different types of bread, 50 different types of sausages. Also we invented pizza.
American: We can drive when were 16.
European: We can drink when were 18.
American: Steve Hawkins is American.
European: Well Albert Einstein was European and the average European is cleverer than the average American.
American: I can speak Spanish.
European: I can speak English (I'm talking about non English speaking countries), Spanish, French and my national language.
(Yes we learn a lot of languages at school)
America: Okay! Geez! Europe is better than America!
Europe: What?! You guys have oreo cake. That makes you a hundred times better than Europe.
Hope you guys enjoy and before you go Correcting my sentences and stuff, this is from an European POV. Yes this may seem rude to Americans but the amount of times americans brag to us about their country and how Europe is worse is annoying! So next time you tell an European one for these things this is probably what they're thinking. Anyway
~Peace out.
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RandomIf you're European this is the book for you! It's about Rants and funny skits and memes about Europe. If you're American... well read this to see everything that we europeans have to live through! Ab Kapitel 75 gibt's auch in Deutsch! Best Rank: #6...
