Gemini: "I F**k myself everyday"—Mistyxchronexia
Cancer: "Logic is for the weak"—Akidearest
Sagittarius: "I always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy"—Mari-smosh games
Aries: "Nailed it"—Joey
Virgo: "Don't look at the bugs kids"—Ben- renegade faction
Leo: "Hey you wanna have fack" Noble
Aquarius: "Titty all day every day" Lance- FineGameGirls
Libra: "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter "Thekingnappy
Pisces: " I might cast my mother aside for a mewtwo" shadypenguinn
Capricorn: "Booty for us all" Lance- FineGameGirls
Taurus: "Fack that nun" Akidearest
Scorpio: "Legal she's LEGAL" Shades—Shadycorner
