Gemini:"If we do another hoedown I'll silt my f*cking wrist"–Ryan Styles
Cancer:"Two thongs don't make a right"–Ryan Stiles
Sagittarius:" Oh it's... We're watching animal porn"–Colin Mochrie
Aries: "Drew doesn't do a danm thing" Wayne Brady
Virgo:"Oh if I only just stretched some more"–Brad Sherwood
Leo:"If you take my rhyme again I'll saw your ass in half"– Drew Carey
Aquarius:"I'll have a double rock sucker with a punt one the side"– Colin Mochrie
Libra:"I just fell into a ice hole"–Wayne Brady
Pisces:"It's also a continent if you're a Geogopher"–Greg Proops
Capricorn: "However is the best kisser"- Brad Sherwood
Taurus: "That'll be $12.50 ... For the taxi cab ride"–Wayne Brady
Scorpio:"Ding I'm hot for you" Greg Proops
