Gemini: The gambling hoedown
Cancer: The village people hoedown
Sagittarius: The blind date hoedown
Aries:The getting your pizza late hoedown
Virgo: The surgery hoedown
Leo: The television hoedown
Aquarius: The going bald hoedown
Libra: The commercial hoedown
Pisces: The car salesman hoedown
Capricorn: The Irs hoedown
Taurus: The birth hoedown
Scorpio: The Christmas hoedown