How To Make Friends

Find Yo Boo

1. Find a friend

Seems easy, right? WRONG. It's very hard to 'find a friend', which is why I'm writing this guide for all you loners out there. (me)

If you're like me, and are a sarcastic, narcissistic jerk, you might want to find yourself an idiot. My idiot it my best friend Sam. She wanted put this part in. You're welcome.

She says that a jerk-idiot setting is essential for many lifelong friendships. She said that the jerk 'taking advantage' (no clue what she's talking about) makes a friendship fun and 'exciting' (for the jerk at least);). Idk what it likes being the idiot in the relationship, so I'll bring in my personal idiot, Sam!

Hi I'm Sam. Unfortunately it sucks being the idiot for most of the time. For example if you were to make the slightest wrong move, be ready for a beating. Well that's at least what my jerk, Isabella, does. Also, not only would the jerk be taking advantage of you, but they also encourage your idiotic ideas. If I were to suggest playing real-life Crossy Road, Isabella would tell me to it's a great idea, and I would end up in the hospital. But at least it makes the jerk happy.

There you have it folks from our own personal idiot, Sam, being the idiot sucks. But that's what best friends do, they make sacrifices, so that the other can be happy. Just remember that sometimes, you got to switch things ups. Emphasis on SOMETIMES.

It's me again, Sam, and let's just say in this particular setting both the "best friends" don't make sacrifices. Only the idiot sacrifices. So the jerk talking about sacrifices can just shut up. Talking bout you, Isabella.

Shut up, Sam! I make sacrifices! Like writing this book about how to make friends for you!

Oh please, this is more like another way to make fun of me. Not that you don't already have like 25 of those, but no I must make more.

Oml! Gonna be real here boo, ya got me, buuttt I'm also helping my own introverts out there make buddies, like us ;), for liifffeee.

Before Sam can put something down about what I wrote, the 1st step to finding a Bff is to find someone you can talk to, like Sam and I. Good luck!

Even though Isabella is like my own personal bully, I love her. I get something out of this two. If it weren't for Isabella, I wouldn't have any friends because no one would be able to keep up with someone as stupid as me.

You wrote the wrong to. Omg. Can't. Breathe.

I told you I was stupid.

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If you made it this far leave a smiley face. It'll boast our drowning sense of esteem.