How To Make Friends

Communication est clé

2. Actually talk to the person

You might want to communicate with ya target if you want to become friends. I mean you can't just stare at them, that's creepy. Also, you might not want to talk to them the way Sam and I do to each other. That takes years of knowing each other and abuse.

Back again peeps. And what Isabella said was true. When we first met, she randomly popped up at my house, and we pretty much just looked at each other the whole time. Now that I think of that, it explains a lot. 6 years later, we insult and abuse each other daily.

True, very true, but in my defense she invited me to her house. At the time idek who she was. I know what you're thinking. "That's true friendship there." And you're right, which is why we're experts in the friendship store.

When I invited her over, I was being brave because the last 4 friends I invited over called me crazy, and went running for the hills. For example, we bonded over minecraft. And I know what you're thinking. Minecraft? Really. Get a life. Well, maybe just choose a common interest, this could vary from how a strawberry tastes, or even to why your feet stink. Btws, if your feet stink get help, cuz that shit gross.

"What if my feet nasty?" You might be wondering. And let's get real here, if you think the do, the probs do. But maybe your soon-to-be friend's feet stank too. So maybe just like Lumiere said on the TV, " They're meant to be, they just don't know it yet." Idk though, I'm no physic, so, uh, idk talk about destanking methods for your feet. You're welcome. #isabellarulez don't worry I know how to spell rulez correctly. Isabella are really smert.

Good job Izzy, I'm really proud of you. I knew you could do it.

Thanks Sam, so the lesson is to talk about stuff. You pick, idk what stuff though. P.s. If you sing "I hate you, I hate you, I double, triple hate you," Sam will get mad, and elbow you. Once again, you're welcome.

I'll get mad because your directing it towards me. Butt face!

Real mature, Sam, real mature.

We both know that children don't act like mothers for a reason, unlike you.

? Legit what is that even supposed to mean?