How To Make Friends

BFFLs

5. Become Best Friends for Life (BFFL)

Ahh, final step number five, my favorite if anybody's keeping track. After the countless hours you've spent planing, suffering, and most importantly, sweating. Gross, you nasty. It's okay though, I still love you, just kind off less. *blows you a kiss* Back on track, after all you hard work , you finally become best friends. (Awww) Just like Sam and me. (I don't know if you actually would want to end up like Sam and me though, we're kind of scary.) So far, you've met, communicated, hung out, and fed off their pain, so really all you have left, to be with each other FOREVER. MWAHHH! HAHAHA! Or not, once again your life. If you did it'd be cool though.

Forever. Forever... omg forever seems like a long time with Isabella... I was thinking like maybe not forever but... Isabella I feel like I gotta be honest be honest with you. I feel like are too young and too dumb to be making such a commitment to each other forever. I mean I still have my whole life ahead of me and all... but anyways. Forget that, we're finally at step numero 5. Yay. What was it again? Oh yea. Become best friends forever. Just a hint guys make sure this person isn't like a cannibal or serial killed before you make them your best friend forever.

Wait one flipping second. Are you friendship breaking up with me? We promised we would marry each other if we were still single at forty, but you can't commit to a lifelong friendship with me? I've never be so lied to. *little violin music begins to play* But, I got to agree on the whole cannibalism thing, people be cray these days. I'm just curious as to why you would mention it though. I still forgive you though SammyWammy. We are living proof that friendship can last up until you write something together.

Did I say I was friendship-breaking up with you? No. I just needed a moment to breathe in the whole thing. You know I'm stupid. I didn't realize that forever meant forever. And we still are marrying each other  if we are both single when we are forty. And I wonder why I brought up that cannibalism thing too ;)

;) *cough* *cough* *wink* *wink* Thanks bruh, I was about to go get some ice cream, and binge watch a whole series in a night. Who am I kidding? I probably would have done that anyway. I'm glad though that our marriage is still on. Once again, our friendship is proof that you can make it through dramatic events together, such as the one above. I would just like to thank anybody reading this message (Sam) for idk, sticking along? I also hope that the 5-step program was helpful for all, maybe even use our book to make friends (;o). Can't wait for all those Grammar-Nazis to come, and find this. Kisses to all of y'all. Isabella out. <3 <3 <3

While you binge and watch a whole series, I'll finish up my book I'm reading. P.S. it's a really good book. I feel like this 5-step program sounds like one of those quoting smoking or drugs or something programs. You know what I'm saying. Probably not, no one ever does, Anyways, we've made it this far, have fun making friends, love ya!!

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p.s. If any of y'all would ever like ( idk why ) if sam and I wrote another book together, leave a comment!