Yo yo yo coldethan what the fuck is the name coldethan I'm so confused who the fuck is Ethan and why is he cold. You Penguin looking ass mother fucker why does your walk look like a fucking waddle are you constipated or some shit like that why the fuck do you walk like that boo boo......Get a life Hunty
Oh my god what was that anyway I bet your an amazing person coldethan I just came up with this shit from your user name thanks for being my first roast
Stay Lit Don't Quit
YOU ARE READING
<3My sick roast <3
RandomI'm going to roast my friends and possibly you (all I joke not serious)
