5 years ago a man by the name of "Luke"died, but he died heroically. What he had done before he had died led him towards a path.... was it heaven or was it hell....
Ok so listen up right now or I'll kick you in the nuts (if you don't have any your don't have to worry, anyway, let's get back on topic.) Once upon a time there was an alligator, it has hardly any relivence to the story so, yeah, anyway, Meenah Peixes was stealing jewelry like always but then Stalin descended upon the wasteland called earth and fucked earths butt so bad it exploded. Everyone died and went to hell because they were all little shits. Then- actually, before I progress the story... *rips off mask*
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Its me, Hussie.
Now everyone dying at once makes more sense, right?
Fuck this writings boring I'll be back in chapter 2.
