Chat Logs: An Alternative

Chapter 27: The interrupting cow

I hear crying as I approach the male bathroom. I pull my hood over my head to not get stared at in case there are people in the bathroom. I open the door and see 4 doors to the toilets. Well only one is locked, so that should be Sans. Why is he crying though? I mean like meeting me is cool and stuff, and it sucks that I can't go with on tour. It was a long shot anyway. Oh well. 

I knock on the door. "who's there?" Sans weakly says. "It's me Sans. I wanna know what's up. Are you okay?" I ask. He unlocks the door. The bathroom is fairly large for such a small door. I guess some things are just bigger on the inside. And yes, that was a doctor who reference. I should help my friend fuck. 

"hey." Sans says and invites me into his bathroom. Okay? "Are you okay?" I ask as I walk into the bathroom. "not really?" He closes the toilet seat and sits on it. "Can I do anything to help that?" I ask and decide to just sit on the floor. It looks clean? "well not in this timeline I guess." Sans tells me and rests his skull on his hand. "Wait, what happened with timelines. I know about the Frisk thing and the resets." I say. "Wait was I supposed to go with the tour?" I ask him. He looks at me for a second and nods. "jup. and now you can't and it's shit. this has never happened before and my life just got so much shittier." Sans sighs. "Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, I'm going to beg Mettaton because I can't handle it to see you like this." I say and stand up, determination rushing in my veins. Sans raises an eyebrow. "yeah sure, try. you ain't gonna succeed when you say that i'm sad bud, because the thing is, i'm always sad." He says and looks down. 

I step towards him and hug him tightly. He hugs me back. "I'm going to do this okay? I can't bare to see you so sad because I can't go with the tour. I'll beg him and I don't care what it takes honestly. Even if it's just for a month, or a week." I smile. "hehe." Sans hugs me tighter and begins to cry. "you still haven't changed." 

So that's why I'm backstage now. I'm about to face Mettaton and ask him to go with on tour because of sans. Even though he already said no. I'm sure that I'll get a no but you can at least try, can't I? 

"M-Mettaton?" I tap him on his shoulder. Fuck I stuttered kill me right now. Why didn't Sans join me? Probably because he already knew that I was going to fail. I'm a failure. Why am I even doing this? And why the fuck am I in this timeline? I just wanted to go with the tour. It would make Sans happy, and I just failed because I stuttered fuck me. So yeah I begin to cry. 

"Darling? What's wrong? Do you want an autograph?" He smiles at me. I shake my head and only cry more. Jesus Alex you only were here to ask for a month or week. It's cold and I just want to be in the arms of Sans. "What is it darling? Where can I help you with?" Mettaton asks, a little frustrated by now. "I-It's Sans Mettaton." I stutter again. Jesus Christ, Alexandra Parker man up. 

"You're in love with him?" Mettaton claps his hands excitedly. Wait fuck fuck oh my god. Oh my god this could be my chance. It would be lying but it's going to be okay. I think? "Y-Yes. And he got very, very depressed when you told him that I couldn't go with on tour. And I knew that it was a long shot, hell, I didn't even know that he was going to ask you, I'm sorry for that by the way-" Mettaton cuts me off. "And you wanted to stay for a while?" He asks me, coming closer. I get intimidated. "W-well if I could?" I stutter again. MAN UP JESUS CHRIST. "And how long would you be staying for?" He asks me suspiciously. Fuck fuck fuck. "Uhm.. A Month? Week?" I ask.

"Well.. A month! Then we'll see!" Mettaton says. "You will be working though. And I will be paying you. Which is only fair." He tells me. I nod excitedly and wipe away my tears and run away. 

I eventually get to the terrain where all the campers are. He said that I could easily spot his: A bright blue camper. Well I did and now I'm standing in front of his door. "Knock knock." I say and laugh to myself. I hear a weak 'who's there'. "The interrupting cow." I giggle. "the inter-" "OPEN THE DOOR." I yell. I hear laughter from inside. Sans opens the door. I basically jump excitedly on him and give him a hug. "I CAN STAY A MONTH!" I basically yell in his face. "OH MY GOD." He gets up and gives me a hug too. 

"Alex the skeleton-parker you are amazing."