Chapter 28: awkward..

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by TheShippingFairies

by TheShippingFairies

"Huh?" I ask and raise an eyebrow. Sans looks at me shocked, then puts on his signature grin. "what?" He asks. "What you just said." I sit on the couch. "i didn't say anything? what did I say?" Sans sits beside me.

"You said Alex the Skeleton-Parker." I look at him. He looks at me too and I realise that our faces are a little too close. I move back a bit. "oh that. i was joking obviously." He laughs. "Ah." I laugh awkwardly as well. It didn't sound jokingly when he said that before tough. Oh well.

"ya want something to drink?" Sans asks me and walks to the tiny kitchen. Then I notice something. "Wait did you lie about your height?" I laugh at him. "And yeah sure, I'd want something to drink." Sands stands still for a second and looks down. I hear an 'oh fuck' and laugh. "You didn't have to lie about that though." I laugh and stand beside him. "Oh my god I'm taller." Sans looks up at me and scoffs. He continues to make drinks. "ass." Sans laughs. "Boob." I reply and sit at the dinner table. "is lemonade good?" He asks and pours lemonade anyway. "knock yourself out." Sans says as he hands me the drink. "Thanks skels." I smile at him. He sits in front of me. "so a month it is?" "Let's toast on that." I say and hear a 'clink' as our glasses collide against each other. Then I realize something.

Oh fuck.

I'm supposed to be in love with him.

"Oh by the way." I laugh awkwardly and sip my drink. "hmm?" He replies and looks at me. "So wanna know how I got Mettaton to let me stay for a month? Yes you do of course you do. Basically, we now to pretend that we're in love with each other." I look away. There is a silence.

And then laughter erupts. I look at the skeleton in front of me. He's just wheezing. I laugh as well. "you seriously told the toaster that we're madly in love?" Sans laughs again. "oh my god." He laughs. "we are totally gonna be forced by undyne and alphys to kiss and stuff." I laugh at him. "Are we?" Oh god oh god. why am I like this. "think so. i'm certain bud." Sans laughs again. "Is that fine with you though? I mean like the kissing and stuff." I say. Oh my god I sound like a third grader grow up Alex. "sure. just pretend that it's a movie kiss or something." Sans says. Then silence falls. uhmm.. Nice!! I just love how I can make every conversation awkward!! I love it!1.

The silence gets broken by a hard pound on the door. "HEY LOVEBIRDS COME SIT BY THE FIRE ME AND ALPHY MADE!" Undyne yells. Sans looks at me in a way that asks if I wanna go. "Sure! We'll be there!" I yell back. "So Mettaton basically told everyone! Nice! I love my life!" I say sarcastically. I stand up and grab my coat. "You coming?" I ask the skeleton, who is still sitting in his chair. "sure. we don't have to if you don't want though." He says. "No sure I wanna go. I like fire."

So now we're sitting on a tree thunk. Sans' arm awkwardly over my shoulder and me leaning into his shoulder. Mettaton, Papyrus, Alphys and Undyne are sitting around the fire as well. Undyne suggested that we'd play truth or dare, so we're doing that right now.

"ALEX! TRUTH OR DARE!" Papyrus yells. "Dare." I answer with determination... oh wait. fuck fuck fuck. I gotta ki.."ALEX I DARE YOU TO SMOOCH MY BROTHER!" yep okay this is happening. Undyne and Alphys are already taking their phones out. WHAT DOES SMOOCH EVEN MEAN?? IS IT A KISS ON THE CHEEK, LIPS (he doesn't even have any.. then teeth??) WHAT IS IT?? So I turn to Sans, who looks nervously at me. I close my eyes.

And then I kiss him on his teeth for like 3 seconds and pull back. Okay my cheeks are burning fucking kill me. "NYEHEHEHE!" Papyrus swoons with laughter. "Okay.. uh.. Alphys! Truth or dare?" I ask. "Truth!" Alphys instantly replies. "Have you ever written fanfiction about Undyne that she doesn't know about?" I ask Alphys. She turns bright red and tugs her dress. "Y-Yes??" She stutters. "ALPHY WE GOTTA READ THAT RIGHT NOW!!" Undyne yells and picks up her lizard girlfriend. She runs away, leaving Mettaton, Papyrus, Sans and me.

This is going to be a long night, isn't it?

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