We're still sitting around the fire. Alphys and Undyne left, so that only leaves me, Sans, Papyrus and Mettaton. "so toaster.. i mean mettaton." Sans throws him a shady smirk. "truth or dare?" Mettaton looks at him with a salty face. "Truth, and it's mr. Toaster for you." He corrects sans.
"okay so would you possibly considering making out with policepants while drunk on a party?" Sans asks and stares intensely at him. Uhm.. Specific much? "That's very specific. And no, I would not because I have my Papy dear~" Mettaton says and pulls Papyrus into a passionate kiss. I simply not want to look so I just hide my face into Sans' Jacket.
"wanna leave?" Sans whispers, who lays his head on top of mine. I nod yes. Suddenly, Sans picks me up and begins walking. "SANS? WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH OUR FRIEND ALEX?" Papyrus asks. "we're tired. have a good night you two." Sans winks and teleports(??????) us into the caravan. We land on the bed softly.
"Did we just teleport?" I ask him, not believing how we didn't break the universe yet. "jup." Sans simply shrugs and moves so that he lays on my stomach. "What even is life." I ask myself. "y'know i could answer shrek but that would be just too easy." He laughs and yawns. "Didn't know skeletons could yawn."
Sans gets off my stomach and rolls next to me. "oh you don't even know half of the things I can do." He winks. I laugh at him and wink back. "At this time, yesterday I was talking to you via my laptop and now I'm here I'm shocked." "technology is cool." Sans comments. "anyway, you tired?" Sans asks. "A bit. I don't know." I reply and feel a buzz in my pocket. It's my phone. "i'll grab some blankets for you. can you get off the bed so that I can make it?" He asks. I stare at him for a second. "Oh but I'll be sleeping on the couch. I don't want to be too much of a bother." I say and smile. "nope you're sleeping right where you're laying, the bed. I'll take the couch." He argues. Oh boy I'm totally going to win this argument.
I stand up and walk to my suitcase, open it and grab a belt. Zack and Cody special episode style baby! God i'm a nerd why am i like this. So basically I sit on the couch and connect my foot with the wooden frame of the couch. Ha. Ha. I have won.
So when Sans comes walking into the living room, and sees me with folded arms, draped over each other, He just laughs and goes back into his room to get his laptop. He sits beside me and logs in to youtube. What's he going to do? Did I win the argument? Suddenly, I hear someone whispering and realize that he's playing a sherlock roleplay asmr video. And lord, it makes me uncomfortable. "I hate you." I look at him with the face of suffering. I cringe at the whisper sounds.
"so this is the game bud, if you untie that belt, you're sleeping in the bed. if you survive the things i'm searching on the internet, you can have the couch." Bitch, challenge accepted. "Deal." I look at him determinedly.
So he ends up playing Paul blart: Mail cop 2 (which is honestly one of the best movies that i have ever seen, what a masterpiece.), some weird tentacle hentai, a whole fucking playlist of the annoying orange and half of the minions movie. Yes I lost, I couldn't sit trough the minions movie without cringing I'm so sorry.
"ha. you lost you are weak." Sans yawns and unties the belt. "pff. You nearly lost it at the annoying orange playlist. I'm not the weak one here. I had to sit trough that for my entire youth." I reply. Sans had given me a blanket and a cushion while watching the weird hentai because i was cold, so I pick those up and lay them on the bed in defeat.
"Don't you want to lay here though? You'll get pains in your back if you lay on the couch." I yell into the living room. "you earned your spot. i brought this upon myself lol." Sans shrugs. "You could just come and lay next to me y'know. I'm not the person to be weird about that." I say. "sure." Sans says, with a bit of relief in his voice.
So basically, after a while we are laying in bed together. "I swear to god if I'm going to have nightmares from any of those video's you showed me, I'll sue you." I laugh. "Paul Blart: Mail cop 2 is actually one of my favorite movies." I say. "I watched it ironically more than one time now."
"wow you're living the meme, aren't you?" Sans laughs. "Basically. Alex the living meme is my name. Memes are the game." I make up. "you gotta sleep, you're talking nonsense." Sans laughs at me. "Pff." I laugh.
"Night Skells."
"night fleshgirl."
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