Chat Logs: An Alternative

Chapter 30: HeYSeXE

Waking up in one word:  Comfortable. Yes, it surprised me as well. I expected to wake up with my hand stuck in Sans' rib cage, but I don't feel him around me at all. 
I open my eyes and directly know why. It's because our faces are almost touching. I'm facing him directly. If he had a nose, our noses would've been touching. 

And oh god, I can feel myself blushing. 

And to make it worse, I feel his hand on my waist, so I basically can't go make breakfast and have to wait until he opens his eye sockets. And then face the awkwardness. Oh well. 

A couple minutes later and I feel Sans shifting. I look at him. He's clearly awake now. He opens one eye, probably looking if I had woken up already. "Morning Skells" I say and smile. "sup." Sans says and yawns. "How did you sleep?" I ask calmly. WHY DOESN'T HE REMOVE HIS HAND?? "very nice actually. didn't even have a nightmare." The skeleton answers and sits up. YES. "want breakfast?" He asks and looks at me. He's really cute though. Holy crap. "Sure, make me whatever I like everything." I smile. 

So five minutes later, we're watching breaking bed with a bowl of cereal in our hands. "what do you get when you combine helium, yttrium, selenium and xenon?" Sans asks and grins. "A formula? Dunno, i failed chemestry." I laugh. "HeYSeXE" Sans laughs. I laugh as well. "What did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule?" I laugh to myself. "I've got my ion you." 

"thats not even funny you suck." Sans laughs. "And you swallow." I say and put on my imaginative sunglasses. "and you spit boom roasted" 
"Well what do you do with annoying skeletons who make annoying puns?" I ask and look him directly in the eyes. "You barium." I say with a dead serious look on my face. "oh" He laughs. "I was serious you better watch out." I wink.  

So a while later while we're all finished with breakfast, we hear footsteps outside. And happy singing. "that's undyne. do something romantic quick, she will leave us alone that way." Sans whispers quickly and throws the empty bowls and the laptop (which was expensive, why did he do that) on the ground. I panic, so I just lay there. Sans seems to be panicking too, so he just spoons with me. Then as Sans gives me a peck on my cheek,  Undyne enters. "SUP NERDS! HOW DID THE TWO OF YOU SLEE-... OH MY GOD ALPHY COME LOOK THIS IS CUTE." The fish person practically screams. Then Alphys emerges too. "O-O-Oh my!" Alphys yells. Keep in mind that Sans' face is very close to mine, and we're just frozen in place. I'm blushing like crazy and don't know what to do.

"sup. we could use some privacy tibia honest." Sans winks at Undyne. The couple just nods and spurts out of the camper. "OH MAN THEY WERE TOTALLY ABOUT TO FUCK!" Undyne yells. I think they forgot to close the door. Sans laughs and decides to close the door with his telekinesis. "those two." He snickers. "Right?" I laugh as well. At that moment, I hear my ringtone. Phone is still on the dinner table. "Sansy be a dear and grab my phone for me with your power thingy please." I smirk and look at him, trying to do a puppy eye look. "pff i'm not your slave." He says. "You could be, if you're into that." I wink and get up to get my phone. Then I get in bed again. It's warm there, don't blame me. I look at my phone

Connor is calling...

Oh fuck me. I press decline immediately as a feeling of guilt washes over me.

"you can just pick it up, i won't mind." Sans comments. "It's not important, it's nothing." I awkwardly smile. 

Connor is calling...  

I press decline again. "who's Connor?" The skeleton who is now spooning me again asks. "Oh uh.. Just my dad. Not important, haha." I laugh it off and decide to change the topic. "Thanks for saving us though. I mean like the spooning thing. I panicked." I laugh. "pff. what if they had found out that we weren't really dating that would be ridiculous right haha yes." Sans comments. "you just panicked 'cus you're not good at dating." 

This made me look up. "What are you basing that on?" I laugh. I face him now. His hands are around my waist, and my arms are around his neck. "I'm way better at dating, I've been in at least 5 relationships, which 3 of them were pretty serious. How many have you been in huh?" I smirk. "well I dated Alphys when we were in monster college." He laughs. "Oh my god really? Isn't it like very awkward between you guys then?" "nah, we decided that it was better to stay friends after." He laughs. "Well I'm still better at dating." 

"nope i'm better, 100 percent positive." Sans argues. "Bitch fight me." I laugh. "sure. we both organize a date. you're tomorrow. best date wins and the one who organised that date will be crowned best date person of the world. deal?" He asks. 

I smirk, confidently. "Deal."