He finally made it outside of the building, while not only running away from paying for dinner, but also an angry mob of customers and waiters. He ran as fast as he possibly could, which was difficult due to his disfigured legs. He kept running, and running, and running, then tripped on a balloon somehow.
As he slowly fell to the ground, he could see his life flash before his eyes. At the age of six, he was born without a face, and soon a probably drunk little kid came along and drew him a face with a crayon. He shook out of his flashback, and was then brutally eaten by a crocodile somehow.
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The One With The Ridiculously Gorgeous Majestic Painting
HumorA stupid story, about a stupid inside joke, with my not-stupid friend, about a stupid drawing that they found on the Internet. That's literally it.
