RGMP sat alone, staring at his mostly finished dinner plate. On it, were remains of a chicken leg, a weirdly smashed cupcake on the side for dessert, and an empty glass of soda next to it.
RGMPs date was supposed to be here, but alas they weren't. He had patiently waited hours for them to arrive, and had obviously already finished his food.
Minutes later, the waiter came with the bill. RGMP slowly took the paper, and hesitantly moved it into view. He looked at the numbers, and the pupils of he's disfigured eyes suddenly got smaller. RGMP quickly slammed the bill on the ground, grabbed his leather jacket, jumped up on the table, and took a break for it.
He jumped over every table, pushed every every waiter in the way, kicked down every chair, and destroying everything in that poor restaurant.
He didn't want to pay for that stupid dinner, all he wanted was to go back home and watch anime on his computer with his little puppy. NOT PAY FOR SOME EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE BILL!!!!
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The One With The Ridiculously Gorgeous Majestic Painting
HumorA stupid story, about a stupid inside joke, with my not-stupid friend, about a stupid drawing that they found on the Internet. That's literally it.
