Dirk Strider X reader (demigod)

Hiccups or Hickey

(Y/n) p.o.v
Over this past three months, I had a lot of learning to do. With a lot of teachers for each of my powers. I woke up like usual and went to breakfast.
I sat down with Percy and oceanic.

"Blue pancakes!" I said with joy.

"Also blue cookies!" Percy added.

"Yes! Double Blue!" I was happy.
I started to eat my food so fast.

"Whoa clam down water girl ." Percy said.

"Why?" I asked with my mouth full.

"Because-"
I did a weird noise. Then I did it again.

"That will happen." Percy said.

"Do I have a disease? Am I going to be alright? Is it-" I did the weird thing again.

"It's called hiccups. When you eat fast that happens." Percy laughed a little.

Then he ate his blue food. I did the hiccups again. Then again. Again. Again. So I ate slowly as I can. Percy looked at me.

"What?" I asked.

"Why are you eating slow?" He asked.

"I'm tr-hiccup -ing to ma*hiccup* ke the woman *hiccup* hiccups go away." I said.

He laughed.
"What did Bob and Kronos teach you?"

"Survival stuff." I answered.

"That's it."

"Y*hiccup* es. He died before he taught me the outside world." I said.

"Oh dear." Percy almost finished his food. Then I did the hiccups again. I had enough so I slammed my fist on the table.

"ENOUGH OF THIS HICCUPS." I disappeared with my plate in my hands.

I appeared a few feet from the infirmary and oceanic was on my shoulders.

"What's that thing called again?" I asked her.

A hickey I think she answered.
"Thanks Oceanic." I thanked her.

I was on the step of the infirmary. I went in and found Dirk.
"Dirk I have something terrible." I stated. He was in his camp shirt and his without shades.

   He looked better without them and then something inside of me clicked. Anyway, he has gotten better with the healing and light powers. Better than me actually. He is the master of his powers like Will. He was also my doctor at camp. Besides Will, since Will is actually everyone doctor. He laughed and came towards me and he had a clipboard, he laughed at me more and I just made a face at him.

"Why do you have a fucking plate with you?" He asked.
I know cursing is bad. But Dirk make it sound not a curse word.

"What I can't take my food with me?" I said.

"Never mind that. So what is your problem this time?" He asked.

"Oh I have this hickey." I said.

His face dropped.
"W-who made you a hickey?" His voice sounded hurt.

"Who cares who made me do the hickey because if just happened." I said.

He stopped doing what he did. He stopped writing on his clipboard .
"Why don't you go and ask Will about your hickey." He said in a harsh tone.

  Then he went out the infirmary and I just tried to comprehend what just happened. I couldn't because this blue pancake was so delicious. Then I finished my pancakes and I had my blue cookies bag in my hand. So I went to look for Will. I found him with Reyna and Nico, Hazel, Frank,Jason,Dave. Today the Romans came to take me on a tour to Camp Jupiter. Just for two days. Oceanic was in my arms.

I went towards them and I kept doing the hickey.
I went towards Will.

"Hey Will can you cure my hickey?" I asked.

Everyone got up and looked at me.
"Who gave you a Hickey?!" Jason asked.

"You do hickeys." Hazel added.

"You are too young for that." Frank noted.

"Does Dirk know? You know what it's better that you don't tell him." Dave said.

"I did ask Dirk but then he just left me and left all upset. I was like what just happened and *hiccup* but then I couldn't comprehend it." I said. The hickey was back.

"Why did you tell him." Dave told me.

"Why did you get a hickey in the first place?!" Will asked.

Then I did it again.
"Does Percy know?" Jason asked.

"What kind of boy are you dating?" Frank spoke.

"Since when did you have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell us?" Hazel asked and I did the hickey again.

"Guys I th-" Nico was interrupted by Will.

"You are just 15! Too young for hickeys." He stated.

"Guys stop! I think she meant hiccups. She doesn't have a hickey on her anywhere." Reyna said.

"I thought it was *hiccup* hickey." I did multiple hiccups.

"Good what a relief!" Dave sighed.

"Why?" I asked.

"No reason. But you got us all worried." Dave answered.

Did these people really care about me?
"You guys are dumb." Nico spoke.

"Yeah right! You didn't know she had the hiccups. " Will spoke.

"It was obvious. She was doing that hiccups when you guys were talking over each other." Nico said. Reyna agreed with him. Everyone felt dumb I guess.

"Will can you fix me?" I asked.

"I got this." Will spoke and took me to the infirmary.

We got the infirmary. Will and I tried different techniques or skills for getting rid of my hiccups. Oceanic was getting a little bigger and was always by my side. I taught her so many tricks.  But anyway back to my problem. Will tried everything and we spent like 3 hours on it. I gave up.
"Why don't we just give up!" I whined.

"No there has to be a cure. And I know the perfect one." He smirked at me. I didn't like it when he smirked. His face was just so freaking adorable.

So I looked away and as soon as I did, I heard a animal shrieking. So turned and saw Percy with my Oceanic! He had her by the tail and Leo had fire on his hand and his hand was under Oceanic.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY OCEANIC!" I screamed and flew towards them.
I was scared and screamed. Then I grabbed my otter from Percy.

"What the the TARTARUS! Percy! What is wrong with you! You scared the crap out of me!" I hugged my otter.

I was about to die with them! She squealed.
Then Will and Leo and Percy all looked at me.

"What?" I asked. "I can't hug my otter, you should know that I'm gonna kill you both."

"Your hiccups are gone." Percy smiled at me.

"They are." I was confused. "How did they go away without a treatment?"

"Scaring the person is a treatment for hiccups." Will added.

"No, more hickeys!" I yelled in excitement.

"It's hiccups." Leo corrected me.

"Yeah that." I said.

"So what should I do now?" I asked.

"Well you can find Dirk for me and tell him about the treatment." Will added.

"Okay, Will." I rolled my eyes.