Let Darkness Deceive You ~ Darkiplier x Reader Sequal

Two

We were about five minutes away from the store. Traffic was slowing us down majorly it didn't matter though especially when were in my car. God, I love sitting in my 1969 Camaro especially when I can just sit and listen to it purr.

"Hey Dark? Dark?! Dark!"
"Yeah what"
"Were you fantasising over your car again?"
"No, what are you talking about?"
"Focus! Now have you got enough money?"
"I think so, how much do you think these things cost?"
"Anywhere between $22 to $280,000.00"
"What?!?"
"Well that's what amazon says"
"Amazon. Really? Get your head out your ass Anti"
"What it's a reliable source, I still don't know why you didn't just order it from there"
"Because it's the stupidest idea in the world"

After a couple of minutes, we had finally made it outside the store.

"Should I be paying in cash or on my card"
"I don't know? Cash looks shady however if you pay on your card (Y/N) might be able to see it"
"Cash it is! Wait how much cash do I need?"
"For Christ sake dude! Get in the store!"

Anti shoved me through the door of the store where we found ourselves in a room full of women.

"Just look natural"
"you make it sound like were doing something dodgy"
"Well two guys wearing dark clothes walk into a store full of only women"
"So let's just hurry up and get it so we can get out of here"

We walked awkwardly around the store, receiving strange glances from women as we did so.

"What about that one?"
"Too plain"
"That one?"
"Too extreme"
"How about that one?"
"It's pink"

As we looked through the glass looking at the variety of different shapes, sizes and colours. A woman walked up behind us. She cleared her throat which caused me and Anti to turn around.

"Good day gentlemen, are you interested in buying a toe ring?"
"A toe ring?"
"That is what you're looking at isn't it?"

Me and Anti looked at each other and then back down at the case.

"Umm I think there's been a bit of a miss understanding"
"Clearly, May I ask what it is you two gentlemen are looking for?"
"Umm well, you see... I umm... were looking to buy a..."
"An engagement ring!"

Anti-blurted it out before I could finish.

"Oh I see well if you two would like to come with me"

We followed her through to another room which was, instead of women, filled with confused and nervous looking men.

"So what's her type?"
"Uh excuse me?"
"Your Partner is she traditional or modern?"
"Traditional I guess"
"Does she were lots of jewellery or not that much?"
"Not a lot she only wears some bracelets and a necklace that's it?"
"Does she ware those pieces of jewellery every day or only on some occasions?"
"uh every day"
"Ooo so she likes the more traditional style but she'll wear it every day with her other items of jewellery which consist of only bracelets and a necklace, correct?"
"She doesn't wear any earrings but she wears one ring which is gold with purple gems"
"is it a bulky ring does the top expand out?"
"A little I guess, do you have any more questions or are you done?"
"Just two more! Is her necklace gold or silver? And if its gold is its bright gold or slightly darker?"
"It's gold and slightly darker I think! Why are you asking me all these questions?"
"Because your girlfriend is looking for an old gold engagement ring with either one, two or three stones however because she's more traditional I would think she'd prefer one or three?"

Me and Anti stopped in astonishment at how this woman knew so much.

"How do you know all that?"
"Oh please any woman could guess what type of ring your girlfriend would want"