By achieving and following the directions of these steps, you are 99.9% guaranteed to kidnap William.
1. Go to a place on earth that has penguins
2. Kidnap a penguin
3. Come back to Australia
4. Stalk William and find out where he lives
5. Hire a group of friends or professional kidnappers, and also bring a sack big enough to fit a human
6. Go to his front yard and yell "Free Penguin!!!"
7. He WILL come running out
8. That is the signal for the people you hired to place the sack over William's head, then his body, then his legs, then tie a knot
9. Drive off
ONCE AGAIN 99% GUARANTEED TO KIDNAP WILLIAM
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Kidnap William
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