Oh dear, oh HOW?! (Oneshot)

This story was requested by 'marine1324'. The original prompt belongs to 'Kimmay94'

---This is a work of fan fiction using characters from the How to train your dragon world, which is trademarked by DreamWorks Animation L.L.C. and originally written by Cressida Cowell, and I do not claim any ownership over them or make any money from them. This story is for entertainment only and is not part of the official storyline.

Oh dear, oh HOW?!

It was a day like any other on Berk, the Terrors were singing from the rooftops, the Nadders were preening in the square, Mildew was being his cranky self and the twins were blowing stuff up. Yes just a normal day on Berk, which means anything could happen.

"Get back here you two buffoons!!" Snotlout yelled as he chased the twins, who were madly cackling, with his mace. "How dare you put a squid in my pants!!"

Snotlout chased the twins through the square. They were heading in the direction of the blacksmith's stall. "Haha I got you now!" Snotlout said as caught up with the two menaces.

Toothless was lounging on his side in the sun not so far from the stall, where his rider currently was. The dragon's earplates twitched and he grumbled. Toothless looked up at the commotion which woke him and saw the twins and Snotlout coming in his direction.

Snotlout made a dash for the twins and jumped onto them, crashing into the ground with an 'oof' right in front of Toothless. The Night Fury became annoyed and growled at the three.

"Hey it's not my fault!" Snotlout defended and then pointed towards the twins. "They started it!"

"Did not!" Both Ruffnut and Tuffnut shouted back which caused Snotlout and the twins to end up in a fist match in front of a very annoyed and cranky dragon.

Gothi who had wanted to test a new powder was walking through the square when she came upon the fight. The old woman rolled her eyes and marched through the crowd, who were cheering because apparently Vikings will be Vikings, intend on stopping it.

For once Snotlout had the upper hand with the twins and he shouted triumphantly when he managed to push them back. "Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi!" He shouted.

The twins grunted as they fell onto Gothi who in her shock had let go of the bag of powder. The bag sailed through the air and its contents emptied over both Snotlout and Toothless.

"Hey what is this shiny stuff?" Snotlout asked as he wiped it from his hair. "Ah, who cares. I won. Who's the Viking!" He exclaimed and kissed his muscles.

Toothless was less amused. The dragon licked his paws and used those to wipe the powder off of his scales. He gave Snotlout and the twins an annoyed growl before heading into the stall for some attention from Hiccup, as Toothless passed he made sure that his tail hit Snotlout in the face.

Gothi frowned and proceeded to whack the twins on the head. She looked at both Toothless and Snotlout and was perplexed that the powder did nothing. She would be giving the shaman who sold it to her a stern talking too.

The following day on Berk, wasn't a day like any other. For once the Vikings weren't awoken by the singing Terrors, instead a high-pitched bloodcurdling scream echoed through the village. The Vikings raced outside, weapons at the ready, expecting to find an armada at their doorstep. Instead they looked perplexed when they found the source of the scream.

Before them stood a beautiful petite lass with black glossy hair reaching her waist. She was dressed in furs which appeared way too big for her frame and was currently busy screaming at the top of her lungs in panic as she clutched her head. They had never seen her before and hesitantly approached her as they wondered where she came from.