Rejecting someone:
Aries: Good prank! Ahhahahhaha... *walks away still laughing*
Taurus: Is that a taco shop? Mm.. yes.. *ignores person*
Gemini: Well - um - you see, my parents don't like me dating, and even tho I dated someone like two weeks ago, that was in secret, but I can't do that with you, because um - yah.
Cancer: Aww.. that's so sweet. Oh my god what's that over there! *runs away*
Leo: You're gonna have to join the queue unfortunately..
Virgo: Just stares until person awkwardly walks away
Libra: Sorry taken *is actually lying and a week later is seen complaining about being single*
Scorpio: Lol I'm wayyy out your league
Sagittarius: Would you be offended if I said no? Yes? Or well then just be offended then I guess.
Capricorn: Just walks away and avoids the person for the rest of the year then acts like nothing happened
Aquarius: Sorry my hearing's a bit off today? Got an ear appointment now..
Pisces: I'm really sorry - but - you're too ug- I mean there's so many other girls/boys out there.
Being rejected:
Aries: Bìtch..
Taurus: Don't worry I still got chocolate and ice-cream and biscuits..
Gemini: It's fine. *Goes home and cries while eating ice-cream and listening to Taylor Swift songs*
Cancer: Too shy to ask someone out anyway
Leo: You were kinda ugly anyway. What CAME OVER ME? *Continues to be confused for the next week*
Virgo: Silence... okay. *Goes home and makes a blood-thirsty plan on killing them*
Libra: I guess I've got to accept someone else's invitation for prom. Thanks a lot asshole.
Scorpio: You'll regret this *Waits until he/she dates another person then stabs that person to death* MUAHAHAHA
Sagittarius: Sorry I just needed a boring person to impress my boring parents for dinner on Sunday
Capricorn: YOU JUST GOT PRANKED HAHAHAhahaha..
Aquarius: It was a dare.. my friends thought you were gay and I guess they were right
Pisces: I hope you find happiness one day - sniffs back tears - I'll be fine. *Makes person feel really bad* *8 years later when getting married to them- haha it was my plan ALL along*
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Zodiac One Shots and Stories (REQUESTS CLOSED)
NouvellesThere's probably tons of these and I won't get any views but meh. I'm also doing one-shots and stories and the genders will change because I always feels that signs like Aries or Scorpio are always boys and signs like Pisces are always girls. I have...
