"I mean...its not a BAD thing" He muttered mostly to himself "...BUT UH that's very innapropriate, how dare you do that to me"
"Like I would NEVER GI to a strip club...." He laughed nervously
"But on the topic of immortality, why would anyone want to be immortal? You'll keep living forever while you watch everyone else around you die. You'll probably fall in love, only to be rejected endlessly and only to watch your lover grow old and die.
Soon enough you'll regret living and the only thing you will bmnever have is death. Besides, why would you want to live and witness tragedy, over tragedy.
Over
And
Over
And
Over again.." He sighed "If I were immortal I'd just repeatedly try and find ways to kill myself."