Morning (Wolfie/WashingTon)

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I woke up.
Fell out of the bed. Got up.
Hit my head on a shelf.
I took forever to get dressed.
Remembered I have a NYS English test first period this morning.
Almost fell down the stairs.
Finally got to the kitchen and pretty much dressed in all black :)
Somehow managaed to accidentally stab myself with a fork.
I have no idea why I was holding a knife.
Went to the bathroom and took forever.
Tripped over nothingness.
Thought about Nutella.
Did my homework in 5 minutes.

Total time taken: 20 minutes

I swear that mornings are trying to kill me.

"I just woke up 5 minutes early, take a 2 minute shower, get dressed, eat breakfast, brush my teeth, and wash my face, and that's it.."

Total time: 10 minutes

Who the fuck wakes up 5 minutes early.

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