Letters to Romeo, Juliet, And Shakespeare

Letters to Romeo

Letters to Romeo, Juliet, And Shakespeare

Part III: Letters to Romeo

Dear Romeo

You were a part of one of Shakespeare's

Greatest tragedies ever

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You loved your Juliet dearly

So much

You were willing to run away

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Now

What would you say

If I told you

There's another Juliet

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You'd think I'm crazy

Right?

Well maybe I am

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But if there's another Juliet

There has to be

Another you

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There is

In fact

Another Romeo

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Although

I don't think

He is the best Romeo

He is a much worse version

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I am your wife

Your wife is me

You are Romeo

My Romeo is you

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You loved your Juliet

Now I'm not so sure

If my Romeo

Ever Loved me

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Because my Romeo

Hurt me

Instead of killing my cousin

He killed my heart

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I, Juliet,

Loved my Romeo dearly

Until I saw him for who he really was

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A dirty, lying, Montague

One who falls in and out of love

Oh-so-quickly

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Romeo, dear,

Did you pick

My Romeo to be you?

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Or did Mr. William Idiot Shakespeare

Decide to bring you back to life

In the United States?

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My Romeo

Was a dick

To me

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He found another girl

Who I shall call Rosaline

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He fell out of love

I guess

But with me

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My Romeo

Turned out to be

Horrible

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He made me

Remember my hatred of him

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I thought I had a chance

But my Romeo ruined it

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So Original-Romeo

Why didn't you teach your version

Well?

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You should have slapped your resurrection

But instead

You got him to hurt me.

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So, Romeo,

What you did

Was the worst.

If I blame my Romeo

I must blame you

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You two are the same person.

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Remember

Romeo and Juliet

Truly is

A tragic lovestory