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Hello. This is Jankos of NASA's H2K space team.

Are you sure?

That's what the passport says.

My boobs were hurting yesterday.

Right. I found out from Ryu before breakfast today.

He told you?

I heard him say boob in a spaceship full of men. The phone was in his hand.

...oh.

What happened, though?

I'm not sure.

Is everything okay?

I think so. I had steak and mash potato today. And asparagus. Also more scrambled eggs.

You eat like a true princess, babe.

I'm your true princess, oh space nerd of mine.

Your gowns are probably ten sizes too small now.

I sleep in your boxers anyway.

I sleep next to Andrei in his boxers.

Should I be jealous?

He snores lighter than you.

I don't remember snoring at all.

I love you, megaphone.

I love you too, baby pink boxer boy.

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