Phone Calls From Space

calls from space

Hello. This is Jankos–

Do you always need to say that...?

Well. Yeah. Protocol.

I mean. Who else calls this phone?

You use a phone. We use a complex form of technology that transmits and receives signals from home.

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Hello?

Sorry. I was yawning.

At least pretend to be interested.

Hey. I am, okay? It's like 2 in the morning for me right now.

Go to bed then...?

But I want scrambled eggs.

What in tarnation do you want scrambled eggs for...?

The baby. Duh.

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What baby...?

Me.

What–?

Me. I'm your baby.

No. You're my princess.

Yeah but I'm your baby too, okay.

Whatever you say my princess.

I say I want more scrambled eggs.

Whatever you say aside from that, my very demanding princess.

I love you to the moon.

One day I'll love you to the moon and back.

I wish that day was today.

Please wait for me, my princess.

I will.

Even after all this time...?

Always.

Go to bed.

— sneaky harry potter lines.💗💗