Hello. This is–
Jankos?
Yeah. Good mor-night, my princess.
Good-what now?
I can see the sun and moon from this angle. Looks incredible.
So do you, space nerd.
Not as much as you do.
Yuck. Don't steal my moves.
Can't steal something you never had, my princess.
I'd rather speak to Ryu.
He'd rather not speak to you.
Screw you. I have scrambled eggs.
You have me too, my princess.
Not vid that atetude I don't.
What in tarnation...?
What in colonization...?
Okay stop. Please. We're adults.
You own Teletubby boxers.
You have a Poro plushie in bed.
You gave that to me.
Yeah, so? So? So?
Shut up, you space nerd.
I'm your space nerd.
Not like this you aren't.
The distance from the moon to the sun is equivalent to the–
No stop–
The number of stars in our galaxy is approximately–
I'll rip your Mickey Mouse boxers.
Please forgive me.
Maybe when you come home.
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Phone Calls From Space
Short Story- I love you to the moon. And one day I'll prove it to you. One day I'll love you to the moon. One day I'll love you to the moon and back. But will you wait for me?
