Hunger games?

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Me: *joins punchcraft* /server hg *gets on HG server 2 minutes before start*

Link_max: Hey! Blade long time no see!

Me: So let me get this straight. These are hunger games. And we are all poor and die of hunger?

Link_max: No -_-. We fight to the death

Me: While starving?

Link_max: No. Well maybe

Me: So If i find that pig who is out to kill me, I eat him?

Link_max: Why not. Truce?

Me: As long as i get all of the food.

Link_max: But then i'll starve!

Me: And your point is.....?

Link_max: -.- I will die of hunger, lose the match, and respawn as a ghost

Me: Oh ok I think i got it.

Server: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,

Server: 1!!!!!!!!

*me and link rung off to woods*

Me: So what kit?

Link_max: Boxer

Me: ME TOO, wait no,,wait yes, wait yes. TWINS!

Link_max: FTW?????

Me: Oh chill out *gets punched y link* NICKLE *kills link max* 

*pig creeps up behind* Oh yummy *eats hair*

Me: Huh? 

Pig: We meet again Bladderguy

Me: :0 YOU!

Pig: Yes, me *stabs me*

Me: FUDGING KITTY TURLES IN MY MOUTH HOW THE HEL DOES THT EVEN WORK YOU ARE USING SEEDS?????????????

BLADERGUY2 WAS FARMED TO DEATH

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