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52. You 'conveniently forget' the wars between your OTP, because it just must be!

53. you will do anything to make your OTP happen

54. If you see a book about France, stacked on top of a book on England you die

55. you get really scared when your friend (who you have all dubbed as Russia)'s little brother claws at her door saying "Big Sister...Big Sister..." without ever having watched Hetalia

56. you and all your friends go by country names.

57. you buy clothes you see sometimes just because they remind you of a particular country

58. you try to slip the countries somehow into every school writing assignment you have

59. you try to draw fanart of the countries

60. you wish you could actually draw so you could do good fanart of the countries.

61. when you meet someone in real life who shares a human name with one of the countries, you flip out

62. when you see someone riding a bike through the French quarter who looks like France, you beg your mom to pull the car over so you can stalk him

63. you wish you could cosplay as every country

64. you want to hug a landmass

65. you freak out meeting someone from other countries

66. you try to perform magic like England

67. you fail trying to perform magic like England

68. you attempt to summon Russia like England

69. (LOL) you think its perfectly normal to ship guys together

70. you fail to summon Russia, unlike England.

71. you get angry if anyone calls china a 'she'

72. you find yourself calling the countries 'he'

73. when someone is arguing with you, you scream "PASTA MAKES YOUR ARGUMENT INVALID"

74. you always keep a white flag on hand, just incase the need arrives to surrender and run to Germany

75. Tomatoes are a godly fruit, nuff' said.

76. people get scared at the posters and pictures when they see your room.

77. you think ALL of the mechanics should be German...

78. When you see Vodka at the store, you must scream "VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and mime jumping out of a plane.

79. You think of Hungary when you fangirl over yaoi

80. you have a frying pan with Prussia's name on it

81. you think it's perfectly normal for boys to wear dresses

82. it's a requirement that you hug all Canadians you meet, unless they are creepy old pedo men

83. you immediately become very afraid when someone speaks French to you

84. you want to adopt all of the turtles in the world so that you can build a turtle fence.

85. you want to adopt enough cats to just have them hanging on you as you sleep (its not as fun as it sounds, trust me)

86. the year 1947 makes you cry

87.  you want to be a diplomat, writer, history teacher, dictator, etc. when you grow up.

88. when the history textbook talks about Ukraine's 'large tracts of land'...you just lose it

89. you proclaim yourself the hero and talk like America while stuffing your face with burgers when you're at mcdonalds

90. the revolutionary war makes you cry (if not, you have no soul)

91. you think that the cold war...wasn't so cold ;)

92. hetalia dominates 92% of what you think about

93. pianos make you think of Austria

94. You wish Prussia would invade your vital regions...

95. You cry at the thought of ChibitaliaxHolyRome...and what happened to them...

96. you know what the Polish Rule is

96. you are trying to figure out how to get jet packs under Poland, so that you can fly it to Lithuania

97. at the sound of a country name, you automatically perk up

98. when you find the Belarus "paparazzi" parody, you go around singing it as creepily as you can. ((it was sung by a youtuber named Kanteen BTW. She sang it at a convention, ill try and find the link to put on the side))

99.you realize you could write another hundred points

100. you decide not to

I have done (almost) all of these BTW. I saw that lots of people were doing these, and thought it would be funny to make my own. here it is, sorry if you don't agree or if you think its too serious. Hetalia belongs to Hima-papa, and I own nothing. the idea for making this goes to the respective people who's you know your a hetalia fangirl when... storys. if you know that I read one of yours, and you want me to credit you, I will.

Bai All!

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