I'm Not A Guy, And I Don't Want To Be A Host! (OHSHC x Reader)

I Really Don't Want to Be Here, And Who Are You Calling Mr.?

A/N: Haruhi will be a guy in this story, sorry if you don't like that. Also, the hair in the pic is just what the length is, not the hair color. I hope you like this story, have a lovely day. -Madi-chan

(Y/N)'s POV:

All I wanted was to go to a normal high school, but nooo, my "lovely' friend Haruhi just had to make me take that test. The test to determine if I would get a scholarship to one of Japan's riches schools, Ouran Academy. And of course I got a perfect score on the test, Haurhi also got a high school on the test. I hate him right now. he knew that I would make it even if I didn't try. That asshole.

But, I mean, he did beg me. And Haruhi never begs. I'm the beggar, because he is the only one who will buy me my manga. So, I can't be mad at him for long. And also after the test, he bought me the newest Fairy Tail manga, so that was a plus.

But now I really hate this school, because no matter how many libraries we go to, they are all the same. DAMN LOUD!! Apparently, no one in this school knows how to shut their damn mouths. So me and Haruhi are both trying to find a quite place to study, because even though we are smart, we still need to study to not get bad grades, then loose our scholarships.

"Haruhi, let's just go and study in a corner or something. I mean, it wont hurt us or anything." I said, looking up at him, because he is two inches taller then me. Yeah, i'm fucking short, I know. Haruhi sighed and looked over at me. "No, I am not going to study in a corner (Y/N). We would look stupid." He answered my question. Looking back to the front, I just started to think about how Natsu and Lucy would make an adorable couple.

Snapping back to the real world, I look up and notice that we had stopped in front of a door. A sign above the door read "Music Room 3." Looking over to the nerd boy, I commented, " Hey, no one would be in a music room at this time, lets study in here." Haruhi just nodded and slowly opened the door.

Rose petals. Fucking rose petals. Why? Who the fuck would throw fucking rose petals at people?! Looking in to the room, I got my answer when I saw 6 figures standing around in the middle of the room.

"Welcome." Okay, this is some Shining shit going on right now, and I will not be part of that. Trying to walk out, I noticed that the door was close, and when I tried to open it, it seemed that it was locked. Looking backs towards the room, I noticed that the 6 figures were all boys, and that they were talking about me and Haruhi. Haruhi started to freak out and tried to open the door, but was failing in the process. " A Host Club!? Sorry, but we aren't meant to be here." He stated

"Hikaru, Kaoru, I believe that both of those's boys are in your class." A dark haired boy with glasses said

"Yeah, but they mostly keep to themselves, haven't talked to anyone but each other." Two boys answered, who I figured were both Hikaru and Kaoru. They looked identical, and I did recognized them from both mine and Haruhi's class. Also, creepy on how they talk at the same time.

The black haired male smirked, and pushed up his glasses. Suddenly, I heard a light bulb sound. Turning to Haruhi, I asked, " Hey, did you hear that?" But he was to busy with trying to open the door to answer my question.

The black haired boy then started to speak again. " Well, that's not nice. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Scholarship student and Mr. Scholarship student two. That was when it clicked. 'Wait....' I thought,' they think that i'm a GUY!! Okay, so I know that I don't have a figure, and I know that i'm short and that I have like no boobs, but I mean how can they just assume that i'm a- oh wait. Okay, I understand now. Continue on with the story. ( Hey!! Don't break the fourth wall this early in the story!!) Sorry, Madi-chan. Anyway, after Mr. Tall, dark and dark finished his sentence, another boy popped out of nowhere. He had blonde hair and really violet eyes.

"What!? You two must be Haruhi Fujioka and (Y/N) (L/N)!! So you two are the except" He said in wonder.

Haruhi, well, Haruhi was still trying to get the hell out of here. I had already accepted our fate, and was just watching this all play out. Right when Mr. Violet eyes finished talking, Haruhi slowly turned his head and asked, " How did you know our names?" Silently, Haruhi beckoned me over to him with his head. When I reached him, I turned back towards to blonde boy, who hadn't't noticed that I had moved positions. " Stay close to me (Y/N), these people are crazy!" Haruhi whispered in my ear,

"Why, you two are infamous. It isn't't common for two commoners like you two to gain entrance into our academy." Black haired boy spoke up, leaving both me and Haruhi to slouch down at the words "Commoners."

Haruhi was the first to speak up, which was a good thing, because I was just about to explode at them for calling us "Commoners." " Well, thank you....I guess." Why, you are welcome!" Blonde boy wrapped his arm around Haruhi and brought him close to himself. " You are both hero's to other poor people, showing that even with little to no money, even commoners can excel at an elite, private academy." During his little speech, the blond noticed that I wasn't next to him, so he caught me by the arm and dragged me over to his other side. As the blond hair boy was doing this to me, Haruhi thought that this would be the perfect time to start walking away, leaving me for dead! But, luck was not one his side, because the blond noticed this and started to follow Haruhi, dragging me behind him.

After Blond's speech, Haruhi and I tried to leave, but another blond came and grabbed both me and Haruhi by the arms and started to pull us away from the door. Damn, what is with all these Blond's today and pulling and dragging and grabbing!!

"Wait, Haru-chan, (Y/N/N)-chan! You two must be like superheros or something!" Turning around to look at this new person, I noticed that he was shorter then me! Yes, finally! I'm at least taller then one other person!

"No we are not, AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN??!!" Haruhi asked/yelled. "Well, I never thought that one of the new honor students would be so openly gay!" Blonde said. "What!!" " So what is you type?" He asked Haruhi. Listing off all these different types of verbs, each boy started to pull out different colored roses. Know, where was I, you may ask. Well, I was over in the corner eating some of the cakes and pastries that they had available. What? i was hungry, and I knew that Haruhi wasn't in trouble, He shouldn't of had yelled at the poor little chibi boy.

"uhh, it's not like that!" Haruhi answered, slowly backing away from the blonde. "We were just looking for a quite place to study and-" Haruhi's sentences was cut short when he ran into a podium that held a vase. The vase started to fall, and Haruhi was trying to catch it. But, he failed. And that is when I come in. Racing over to where nerd boy is, I slide on the ground, reaching towards the vase, trying to catch it. And......I failed as well. The vase shattered in to a million pieces. Haruhi started to freak out again, and was looking at the pieces in disbelief.

"Aww we were going to action that off at our next event." The twins, Hikaru and Kaoru both came up behind us." The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at around 8 million yen!" "8 MILLION YEN!" Both me and Haruhi yelled.

"Umm, we're going to have to pay you back for that later." Haruhi stuttered out. "But how will you pay us back if you both can't even afford the uniforms?" The twins asked.

"Well, what do you think we should do Tamaki?" Black haired boy asked.

'Do you know the famous saying, 'When in Rome, do what the Romans?' Since you both have no money, you two can pay with your bodies." "What the fuck? Why, why would he put it that way?" I whispered to Haruhi, but he was still in shock. "So starting today, you both shall be the Host Club's dogs!!"

"Haruhi, what the fuck did you get us into!?"

Hi, I hope that you all liked the first chapter to this story of mine. I would really like some feedback on how I can improve this story for you all. Umm, I don't have anything else to say other then thank you for reading till the end. So, this is it for now, but I will hopefully update soon, bye!!

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